Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

30 Unused Real Housewives Taglines

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Every season of the Real Housewives opens with a lady holding an object and delivering a tagline, which serves as an epithet capturing the most notable part of their personality. Recent taglines have covered everything from children to diamonds.

I have compiled a list of 30 taglines up for grabs.


  1. I am on my third marriage and my second set of boobs.
  2. If I seem shallow it’s because I am.
  3. I love my family, my friends, and anything covered in glitter.
  4. It’s not who you know, it’s who you trust.
  5. I may have 20/20 vision, but I wear rose-colored glasses.
  6. My hair extensions are fake and so are most of my friendships.
  7. I live life by the golden rule: subside on 600 calories.
  8. You can’t buy everything with a Black American Express, but you can sure get plenty.
  9. I don’t read books, but I do read Page Six.
  10. I am passionate about designer labels, just not people.
  11. I may have lost my fortune, but I still have my facelift.
  12. Don’t try to figure me out – my therapist can’t either.
  13. I am a mogul; even if my businesses are make believe.
  14. I don’t like drama, but it sure likes me.
  15. If you think I have a perfect life, you probably follow me on Instagram.
  16. Life isn’t about joy; it’s about being famous.
  17. I’m not passive aggressive, I’m aggressive aggressive.
  18. I never feel guilty about being incredibly attractive and wealthy.
  19. Why be self-aware when you can be self obsessed?
  20. I might go bankrupt, but at least I look pretty.
  21. When life gives you lemons, make a master cleanse.
  22. I may be 55, but I look 35 from behind.
  23. When in doubt, do the HCG diet.
  24. My Bentley may be leased, but I own these lips.
  25. God is my Savior, but my elderly husband is my King.
  26. You never know how strong you are until you do jail time.
  27. I love my two kids and the four nannies raising them.
  28. I don’t believe in cheap wine or paying taxes.
  29. I love my husband in the suburbs and my boyfriend in the city.
  30. My business might be hard alcohol, but I belong in rehab.

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Kate is a humor writer covering pop culture including celebrity gossip analysis and show recaps, pregnancy, and parenting.

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