Tiger Woods, Kirk Cameron, and Abbie Cornish Have Lost Their Minds

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Tiger Woods is absolutely out of his mind. He allegedly tried very hard to convince Elin to do a family photo the night before his apology. Did anyone really believe that apology was sincere? Had she agreed to take a photo he would have released it to the media immediately. Trust. Remember, this is the same guy who sent out a press release detailing the words his mother whispered to him as soon as he completed his press conference. He has no shame. Of course anyone who finds themselves with one of their many mistresses in the back of a car in a church parking lot obviously has no shame.
Missing Growing Pains star Andrew Koenig is believed to still be alive in the Vancouver area according to the Vancouver Police Department. I am not making light of a very sad situation, but I had to scratch my head at the quote from Kirk Cameron about the missing actor. Cameron, who played Mike Seaver on Growing Pains, told Life & Style magazine he was praying for Koenig’s safe return. “Andrew, if you’re reading this, please call me. Mike and Boner could always work things out when they put their minds to it. I’m praying for you, pal. Hope to hear from you soon.” What? Is he serious? Does he think Koenig, who I am sure he has not spoken to in probably 20 years would read that quote and try to track him down. How would he find him? How easy is it to navigate the channels at Cameron’s ministry? Does he have a 1-800 line?
Yesterday did you read the gossip about Abbie Cornish and Ryan Phillippe breaking up? Both of their publicists were dueling over just who ended things. Never a good situation when both publicists are giving their own accounts of the breakdown in the relationship. That said I think we can all agree Abbie Cornish is not a genius. Chicago Sun-Times today says a source close to Cornish (that usually means her publicist) says she recently zapped her ex-beau — saying ”he has a Tiger Woods problem.” Ladies, if you start a relationship with a married man you can not be surprised when he eventually cheats on you. Looks like karma just slapped her across the face.

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