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Southern Charm Reunion: Part Two Recap

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On the second part of the season 3 of Southern Charm reunion Kathryn and Landon continued to argue over the details of Landon and Thomas’ alleged relationship; Jennifer made a shocking admission about her liason with Thomas; and Whitney embraced Kathryn.

Highlights from the Southern Charm Reunion: Part Two


  1. Thomas somehow skirted having to shave the hair off his entire body in a custody related matter.
  2. Kathryn is making a living as an antique-style bead necklace maker.
  3. Kathryn took a plastic bag full of pregnancy tests on March 30, 2015.
  4. The reason Kathryn had a nervous pregnant breakdown at the polo match that afternoon was because JD and Elizabeth were disloyal and Thomas’ ponytailed friend is a porn star.
  5. Jennifer is a cute pregnant woman and a superior human being.
  6. Jennifer went on three dates with Thomas and only one was spent alone. She will never discuss whether or not they got it on.
  7. Although it is weird to Shep, Kathryn and Jennifer are good friends bonded by the mutual experience of growing a baby in their womb.
  8. Kathryn’s best pregnancy advice for Jennifer was to treasure the relationship with her child because they will be her best friend for life. In related news I have never felt the same way about my own parents.
  9. Cameran recognizes she is sometimes sanctimonious despite her stint as a co-host on a 90s Girls Gone Wild video. (In her defense she cried the entire time college aged girls displayed their breasts well before the experience of nursing babies).
  10. Despite the fact Craig had attended law school in a southern city he had never heard the word sanctimonious, never mind understood its meaning.
  11. Landon may have avoided admitting she had sex with Thomas by only making it to somewhere within the 1st to 3rd base vicinity.
  12. Thomas enjoys the theater.
  13. Despite passing a course in forensic psychology Craig has been unable to pinpoint the exact reason for Kathryn’s unflinching vitriol for Landon.
  14. Landon gave up the opportunity to be on The Hills because she had to find herself.
  15. Thomas admitted to lying Kathryn only 4 times, which Kathryn called a lie.
  16. Whitney hugged Kathryn thereby ending a three-year war and giving hopes to aid workers in the Middle East.
  17. Andy threatened to murder himself if he had to hear another argument between Kathryn and Landon.
  18. Whitney lives in Los Angeles and not Charleston, South Carolina.
  19. Shep feels zero guilt about being extremely privileged.
  20. Despite the ongoing arguments almost all of them see each other as friends.
  21. Landon will probably never speak to Robyn again.

Southern Charm, Reunion. Recap, Part Two

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  1. Mary McCoy

    July 6, 2016 at 1:03 pm

    You nailed it! Brilliant

    • mm


      July 7, 2016 at 3:27 am

      Thank you!

  2. Renée

    July 7, 2016 at 9:04 am

    Funny stuff! And yet, very accurate.

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