Seeking Sister Wife – What to Watch
SEEKING SISTER WIFE
Seeking Sister Wife is about three plural families seeking a new sister wife to transition into their lives.
What is a Sister Wife?
Any of the women married to the same man.
Sister Wife Qualifying Characteristics:
- Long, often permed hair
- A wardrobe filled with long denim skirts and tank tops worn over t-shirts
- A home filled with craft tchotchkes
- An overactive womb
- Passive aggressive attitude
- Breathy, soft, child-like voice
- A love of terrible names
Husband with Sister Wives Qualifying Characteristics:
- Husky build with pleated pants and stains on t-shirts.
- House shoes
- Man sandals during summer, specifically Tevas.
- Un-styled hair.
- Low interest in helping around home.
- Convinced the Lord gives them messages.
- Moral authority in their compound.
MEET THE FAMILIES
Ashley and Dimitri Snowden live in Atlanta, Georgia with their two children, ages two and four. While they seem like a typical family at the park they are actively seeking another lady to grow their family and service the physical needs of Dimitri. “ I basically want my best friend,” explained Ashley. Recently the couple experienced heartache after a potential sister wife decided to split ways, but they are ready to start looking again for a compatible lady-partner who wants to have children. The Snowdens have a spiritual union and adhere to a moral code, purposely avoiding legal marriage under the law so they can ensure quality for their future wife. Fun Fact: They are choosing their new sister wife from an online dating service that caters to people who believe it’s normal to have more than one wife.
Jeff, Vanessa, and Sharis Alldredge are a fundamentalist Mormon family. Jeff met Vanessa and Sharis within a year of each other, and spiritually married both. Together they live in one house with the women sharing the household duties including cooking, cleaning, and ironing his undersized dress shirts. In total, thus far, the family has seven children, but eagerly await another sister wife to multiply that number. They are currently courting a woman they have only spoken to via Skype, who carries a big secret. Both Vanessa and Sharis enjoy sitting next to Jeff on a sofa that typically accommodates two people and caressing his arms as if he is the last man alive.
Drew, April, Auralee, and Angela Briney are in the midst of turmoil. After a 13-day courtship, Drew recently married his third wife Angela. Now he and his three wives (and 15 children) have moved into the same house together. The simple act of choosing rooms (minutes before moving trucks arrive) is difficult because wife 1 (April) hates wife 2 (Auralee), and wife 3 (Angela) is beginning to realize it’s a shitshow. To compound matters Auralee has a lisp, which she often describes as a Danish accent to strangers who can’t understand half the things she is saying. “April is manipulative,” explained Auralee. “Auralee can be too sensitive,” explained her borderline creepy husband. Wouldn’t you be sensitive if another woman was sleeping with your husband and you had to make fish tacos with her? Coming soon: Drew has to explain to his kids how to lie to other people about their family so their parents don’t get arrested.
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