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SEEKING SISTER WIFE

Show Premise:

Seeking Sister Wife is about three plural families seeking a new sister wife to transition into their lives.

What is a Sister Wife?

Any of the women married to the same man.

Sister Wife Qualifying Characteristics: 

  • Long, often permed hair
  • A wardrobe filled with long denim skirts and tank tops worn over t-shirts
  • A home filled with craft tchotchkes
  • An overactive womb
  • Passive aggressive attitude
  • Breathy, soft, child-like voice
  • A love of terrible names

Husband with Sister Wives Qualifying Characteristics:

  • Husky build with pleated pants and stains on t-shirts.
  • House shoes
  • Man sandals during summer, specifically Tevas.
  • Un-styled hair.
  • Low interest in helping around home.
  • Convinced the Lord gives them messages.
  • Moral authority in their compound.

MEET THE FAMILIES

SNOWDENS

Ashley and Dimitri Snowden live in Atlanta, Georgia with their two children, ages two and four. While they seem like a typical family at the park they are actively seeking another lady to grow their family and service the physical needs of Dimitri. “ I basically want my best friend,” explained Ashley.  Recently the couple experienced heartache after a potential sister wife decided to split ways, but they are ready to start looking again for a compatible lady-partner who wants to have children. The Snowdens have a spiritual union and adhere to a moral code, purposely avoiding legal marriage under the law so they can ensure quality for their future wife. Fun Fact: They are choosing their new sister wife from an online dating service that caters to people who believe it’s normal to have more than one wife.

ALLDREDGE

Jeff, Vanessa, and Sharis Alldredge are a fundamentalist Mormon family. Jeff met Vanessa and Sharis within a year of each other, and spiritually married both. Together they live in one house with the women sharing the household duties including cooking, cleaning, and ironing his undersized dress shirts. In total, thus far, the family has seven children, but eagerly await another sister wife to multiply that number. They are currently courting a woman they have only spoken to via Skype, who carries a big secret. Both Vanessa and Sharis enjoy sitting next to Jeff on a sofa that typically accommodates two people and caressing his arms as if he is the last man alive.

BRINEY

Drew, April, Auralee, and Angela Briney are in the midst of turmoil. After a 13-day courtship, Drew recently married his third wife Angela. Now he and his three wives (and 15 children) have moved into the same house together. The simple act of choosing rooms (minutes before moving trucks arrive) is difficult because wife 1 (April) hates wife 2 (Auralee), and wife 3 (Angela) is beginning to realize it’s a shitshow. To compound matters Auralee has a lisp, which she often describes as a Danish accent to strangers who can’t understand half the things she is saying. “April is manipulative,” explained Auralee. “Auralee can be too sensitive,” explained her borderline creepy husband. Wouldn’t you be sensitive if another woman was sleeping with your husband and you had to make fish tacos with her? Coming soon: Drew has to explain to his kids how to lie to other people about their family so their parents don’t get arrested.

Seeking Sister Wife, TLC, New Show, Alldredge, Snowden, Briney

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12 Comments

  1. eva nicol

    January 19, 2018 at 8:19 pm

    Another bunch of idiots. Another totally fake show with idiot actors.

  2. Reta

    January 21, 2018 at 4:10 am

    I really think these shows are disgraceful. Surely there are more legitimate, uplifting people to showcase than those dragging their children into the ness and teaching them to hide the the truth of their disfunctional lives.

  3. Charlene.

    January 28, 2018 at 7:59 pm

    I just want to say the 2 blondes are terrible to April, wow. They’re jealous she’s the first wife and it shows. They’re downright mean.

    • Lisa

      January 31, 2018 at 11:34 am

      Yes they are! Hateful and backstabbing.

  4. Kay

    January 28, 2018 at 8:14 pm

    AuraLee and Angela both are pot stirring, manipulators.. April may be a bit jealous and has every right to be. She shares Her Husband! I didn’t like the fact Drew referred to his children with these woman as “April’s sons and AuraLees Sons”

  5. betsy

    January 29, 2018 at 11:00 am

    I like the show but I don’t like April.

  6. L.A.

    February 18, 2018 at 7:58 pm

    What the heck is that accent or speech impediment does Auralee have?

  7. L.A.

    February 18, 2018 at 8:00 pm

    Does Auralee have a speech problem?

  8. Kelly Hardin

    February 18, 2018 at 10:06 pm

    I can’t be the only one irritated by all 3 Briney wives.

  9. Sherri Tucker

    February 19, 2018 at 1:34 am

    The wife that had a preview of the pregnancy….calling it a mass. My daughter had a molar pregnancy and it is important if she finds out that it’s not a molar pregnancy. Has to be treated as a cancer and go through treatments. My daughter had it happen 3 times and her last time some broke off and caused a brain aneurysm she pay away 2007. Just made sure its not.

    • mm

      Kate

      February 19, 2018 at 7:56 am

      I had so many questions about that episode. I am so sorry to hear about your daughter.

  10. Sherri Tucker

    February 19, 2018 at 1:36 am

    Past away in 2007

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