Kourtney Kardashian and Her Boyfriend Are in the Poor House
Star Magazine has an article on Kourtney Kardashian and her boyfriend having severe money problems. Apparently she has had money trouble for years, but it has recently become a crisis. She is trying to sell her house and has moved into her parent’s old house. According to her friend, “She’s always been the one begging Mom to pay off her credit cards. Her American Express card has a balance so … Continue reading
Kate Hudson Needs a “You-Have-to-be-Kidding-Me” Friend
I think Kate Hudson is lacking a “you-have-to-be-kidding-me” friend. They are the person who tells you that halter-top is made for someone half your age, that you shouldn’t still be living with your parents, and none of your friends want to come to parties where you are forced to buy jewelry, Tupperware, or candles. She needs one. According to the New York Post’s Page Six today “after performing at Britain’s … Continue reading
Lindsay Lohan in Guantanamo
I have an idea. You know how we have had so many problems getting intelligence from the prisoners at Guantanamo Bay? Let’s send Lindsay Lohan down there to serve her 90-day sentence. You want to know what will make the inmates start singing like canaries? Stick Lohan in a cell and chat it up with an enemy combatant about her on-off relationship with her DJ girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Forget water … Continue reading
My Recommendation for Fixing The Bachelor Series
Can we now all agree that The Bachelor is one of the most ridiculous shows on television? Does anyone still believe that these couples have an honest chance to make it? Sure, it is always roses when you meet someone. You go out to great restaurants, stay at great hotels, and are surprised by the romantic gestures. That all ends at some point. Reality sets in and you realize that … Continue reading
A Bed of Diapers
Heading out tomorrow morning for a plane trip to New Jersey. Where do people who live in sunny Southern California vacation? They go to muggy Northern Jersey. Enduring a cross country flight with a one year old is reason enough to need a vacation. The other day I walked in to get Mia after her nap only to find she had pushed the basket that holds all her diapers over … Continue reading
Using a Publicist to Announce a Divorce and Then Asking For Privacy?
Kelsey Grammer and his wife are getting a divorce. My guess is that the fact she is going to be on the upcoming season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills did not sit well with old Kels. Did you know she was a dancer on Club MTV? Did you know he has had major addiction issues? You would never have known because they act as if they are American royalty. … Continue reading
Jessica Simpson Compares Makeovers to Missionary Work
Remember that horrendous show “The Price of Beauty” on VH1? It was the show where Jessica Simpson, her hairdresser, and former assistant travel the globe exploring the world finding out what is beauty? Well, that was the idea for the show but it turned out to be an opportunity to reinforce to the rest of the world that Americans are ignorant jerks. Nothing makes Americans look better than laughing at … Continue reading
No More Kate Gosselin Magazine Covers!
Dear PEOPLE and OK! Magazine, Would you please stop with the Kate Gosselin covers? Take a look at yourself! Remember the old days when you were covering the Bennifer breakup? That was good stuff. Now when I flip through your magazines I am inundated with pictures of a miserable 35-year-old living in central Pennsylvania. You are supposed to be covering celebrities. Don’t you think it depresses us looking at pictures … Continue reading
Guess What Celebrity I Look Like?
As you know, Mia looks exactly like her dad. My sister is seemingly horrified if anyone suggests we look alike. She still suggests I may have been adopted. This is my cousin Andrew. We are six months apart. When we were little some people thought we were twins. He was not happy about it. http://bit.ly/aRAdF5 Lately I hear my cousin David and I look similar. He is the third from the left … Continue reading
The Pros and Cons of Pregnancy
Great news. You are preggo. Who would have thought all those years you worked so hard at not getting pregnant were pointless? Turns out it required more work than you thought. But you finally landed the deal and now you can start planning on a name, nursery design, and how to wedge a child’s needs between your work and social life. Sounds easy now, but wait until said child needs … Continue reading