Jennifer Lopez’s Country Club Interview
InTouch Weekly is reporting in this week’s issue that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony recently moved into a new house in Hidden Hills, California. They want to get acclimated so the couple interviewed to become members at the local Sherwood Country Club. According to the magazine “a witness wondered what ever happened to “Jenny from the Block.” “J. Lo showed up looking like Jackie O,” says the witness, “and Marc … Continue reading
Today is My Nanny’s Last Day – A Love Song for Kayli
Our quest for a babysitter began before Mia was born. We used a nanny search service and my requests were simple. I wanted someone who could speak English fairly well, can legally work in the United States, could do light housework, and generally entertain my child with an adequate level of joy. Then Mia was born and the interview process began. I did a dry run with an Egyptian woman … Continue reading
The Lindsay Lohan/Fantasia Barrino Train Wreck Press Tour
Congratulations! You just got out of jail and rehab. Where are you headed? Disneyland! Lindsay Lohan signed her discharge papers and left UCLA Medical Center. Remember the Judge had originally sentenced the 24-year-old starlet to 90 days in jail to be followed by another 90 days in rehab after she violated the conditions of probation tied to her 2007 DUI conviction. She spent 13 days in jail and spent only … Continue reading
My Sister is in Paris and I Might Run Some Errands
True story. Dan and I started writing emails back and forth while he was visiting Paris. My daughter Mia was born on Bastille Day (France’s Independence Day) and has a birth mark in the shape of the Eiffel Tower on her forehead. I have never been to Paris. Guess where my sister is right now? Guess where I am? Home. Working. Changing diapers. Paying bills. Doing laundry. She is strolling … Continue reading
Bell Biv Dev-orced
Tiger Woods divorce is final. Elin has gone back to her maiden name, has full custody of the kids, and a massive bank account. Rachel Uchitel has reportedly told friends she would give up everything to get Tiger back. What exactly would she be giving up? Does she have a job, husband, or kids? It does not seem like much of a stretch to give up your hotel room and … Continue reading
Delusion, Have You Met Vienna?
Delusion. Psychiatry . a fixed false belief that is resistant to reason or confrontation with actual fact: a paranoid delusion. Former ‘Bachelor’ contestant Vienna Girardi really believes she is a celebrity. 1. She tried to enter an Emmy kickoff party yesterday in West Hollywood. She was unsurprisingly turned away at the door. On top of the fact that she was on a reality dating show there is no better way … Continue reading
Friday Blind Item Guesses
BLIND GOSSIP – August 19th We’ve talked about this celebrity before. She gave some odd reasons as to why she was moving overseas, and then she moved. So the story is over, right? Oh, no. She and Mother totally brawled before the move. As you may recall, Daughter is writing a “Mommie Dearest” tell-all, much to her mother’s chagrin. To make things even worse, she told some people about her … Continue reading
Jennifer Aniston Without Airbrushing
The last few weeks I have been feeling like a sack of potatoes. My face looks like Cracky McCrackerson and my legs have felt like tree trunks. On Tuesday at the park I was leaning over Mia and overheard a lady say, “are you wearing a double EE now?” I thought she was talking about my chest. Turns out she was flipping through a shoe catalog with her husband. Have … Continue reading
Is Ben Affleck Answer to Blind Item?
Here is an interesting blind item I read a few weeks ago: BLIND GOSSIP – July 23, 2010 Not everyone can take a week or two off for summer vacation. Some working folks are just doing a weekend getaway. With an attractive young companion. Who isn’t their spouse. While this dark-haired film actor is telling his wife he’s working this weekend, he will actually be accompanying this fair-haired young actress … Continue reading
My Show With Lady Gaga’s Grandmother
In this month’s Vanity Fair profile of Lady Gaga she discusses hitting rock bottom four and a half years ago. She learned she was dropped from her label, had a rough break up, and was using drugs. After falling apart she went to see her 82-year old grandmother in West Virginia. She told her how she thought her life was over and had no hope, how hard she had worked, … Continue reading