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Dear Parents of the Boy and Girl Scouts of America,

Dear Parents of the Boy and Girl Scouts of America,

You are ruining my weekends. When I wake up on Saturday and head to the grocery store the last thing I need is one of your kids needling me to buy a pack of stale cookies. You really think you should be charging twenty-five bucks for a tub of cheese popcorn? In America that is called a rip off. Why don’t you sell something a little bit more practical, like … Continue reading

Kelly Ripa Blind Item?

Kelly Ripa Blind Item?

Blind Gossip ItemNovember 3, 2010http://blindgossip.com/?p=23115This female talk show host clearly has issues with weight. Her own weight has varied over the years, and she regularly admires and comments on the bodies of thin guests when she greets them (“Look how tiny your waist is!”). She doesn’t say anything about the appearance of regular-sized or plus-sized guests. Well, not to their face, anyway. A recent show was supposed to feature a … Continue reading

Fighting Over Billy Ray Cyrus and Bret Michaels

Fighting Over Billy Ray Cyrus and Bret Michaels

Star Magazine this week reports that Billy Ray Cyrus is divorcing his wife, Tish, in part because she was carrying on with rocker Bret Michaels. “Billy Ray suspects there’s been something going on between his wife and Bret for a long time,” an insider tells Star. Adds another source, Tish — whose production company plans to turn Bret’s upcoming autobiography, Roses & Thorns, into a movie — “fits the profile … Continue reading

Is Acting Really That Hard?

Is Acting Really That Hard?

Everyone is an actor these days. I just saw an atrocious trailer for a movie starring Christina Aguilera and Cher. Apparently if you can make music videos you can easily carry a leading role in a film. Then I read an item in New York Post’s Page Six today about “The Situation” from Jersey Shore’s plans to become a serious actor. So this means if you are on a popular … Continue reading

Don’t Believe Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal Romance

Don’t Believe Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal Romance

US Weekly and the other tabloids are claiming Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal are dating. She has a new album to sell and he is coming off a commercial bust for his role in the Prince of Persia. She has to sell music, and he has to re-sell himself as a sex symbol. The pairing is bizarre, to say the least. She is 20. He is 29. She has been … Continue reading

Cheers to Ashton and Demi’s Publicist

Cheers to Ashton and Demi’s Publicist

From New York Post on Monday: “Despite reports of cheating, romance is still strong between Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher. They were spotted at Upper East Side taqueria Cascabel Thursday enjoying steak and chicken tacos. An onlooker said, “They had a few rounds of tacos, guacamole and orange agua frescas. Ashton’s arm was around Demi a lot of the time. They definitely seemed like a happy couple.” Looks like someone’s … Continue reading

Halloween Romance

Halloween Romance

Forget my anniversary, Halloween is the most romantic holiday of the year. There is nothing like a man willing to dress up as a banana so he can take his daughter trick-or-treating.

Camille Grammer Needs a Reality Check

Camille Grammer Needs a Reality Check

From this week’s PEOPLE Magazine profile of Camille Grammer, soon-to-be ex-wife of actor Kelsey Grammer: “Now a TV star in her own right on the Bravo reality show The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Camille, a former dancer, realizes that, given her lavish lifestyle, many will think she deserves little sympathy. Still, she points out, no amount of money can soften the blow of being dumped by the man she … Continue reading

Audrina Patridge’s Mom Has Drunken Rant While She Hides Under Table

Audrina Patridge’s Mom Has Drunken Rant While She Hides Under Table

Ooooooooooooh, man. Thanksgiving is coming. Are you stressing out yet? Worried about Uncle Clyde getting a little too sauced? Worried you need to lock up the “good stuff” so your cousin Loretta stays lucid? You and Audrina Patridge might need to take a little walk through the self-help section of Barnes and Noble. This year might be a doozie. After Audrina was eliminate Tuesday night from Dancing with the Stars … Continue reading

Charlie Sheen’s Allergic Reaction

Charlie Sheen’s Allergic Reaction

I went to bed at 9:30 Monday night after eating some dinner, getting some work done, and reading some of Diane Dimond’s Cirque du Salahi about the White House crashers. You could say it was a wild night at the old homestead. It sounds like Charlie Sheen had an equally wild night. New York Post reported Charlie Sheen allegedly trashed his room at The Plaza Hotel early Tuesday morning. Sheen … Continue reading

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