The Case for Maternity Clothes
There comes a time in every woman’s pregnancy where you have to face the fact that your jeans are just not going to button. It’s what I would call a release the seams moment. You see growing a human being in your lady sac requires additional cabin space. That uterus of yours needs to stretch. Then throw in bowel distention (the result of constipation and gas), enlarged milk jugs, and … Continue reading
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Finale Recap
Brandi and Yolanda needed to walk away to collect themselves. Faye’s suggestion that Brandi was responsible for the demise of Paul and Adrienne’s marriage was laughable for a few reasons: 1. The couple has clearly despised each other for years 2. It was still debatable whether Adrienne was really a man or a woman and 3. They had little in common outside of an appreciation for plastic surgery. But Faye … Continue reading
LeAnn Rimes Uses Stepson’s Baseball Game for Photo Opportunities
I know what it’s like having a stepparent. Mine liked to hang out in a ripped yellow recliner chair in our family room scratching his balls and watching MASH reruns. He wore sweatpants and passed gas in front of my friends. It’s one of the reasons I always preferred to hang out at someone else’s house. At least that way I didn’t have to explain why the first floor of … Continue reading
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Wardrobe Essentials Will Cost You
Once a year Gwyneth Paltrow compiles her “Spring Edit”, which is a list of her must-have items for the new season. Just, you know, some clothes to kick around in. Sort of like the stash you just got at Macy’s, but a lot fancier. Because Paltrow’s whole thing is she created this newsletter to provide other people with all the information she is fortunate enough to glean from her world … Continue reading
Kim Kardashian’s Family Thinks She Should Get a Tummy Tuck After Baby
Would you be surprised to hear that Kim Kardashian is already plotting her post-vaginal baby release surgery? Especially on the heels of reports that the uber shallow Kanye West is growing less interested in her now that she’s gaining pregnancy pounds? The normally suction-cupped/lipo-loving/Quicktrim touting reality show star can’t control pregnancy gain. So she’s already coming up with a back up plan so she can go back to her lucrative … Continue reading
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap
Lisa and Ken have been working on their vow renewal ceremony. Why just throw a housewarming party if you can subject your friends (and Bravo castmates) to a cheesy redo of your wedding ceremony from 55 years ago? Especially if you can throw in a flower covered arch, a bunch of pink area carpets, and some bite size empanadas. Adrienne was busy on the other side of town throwing a … Continue reading
Tiger Woods Releases Formal Dating Portraits
Tiger Woods and Olympic skier Lindsay Vonn are in a serious relationship. How do I know? They’ve just released to the press two portraits and posted statements on their Facebook pages. This season has been great so far and I’m happy with my wins at Torrey and Doral. Something nice that’s happened off the course was meeting Lindsey Vonn. … Continue reading
Kanye West Thinks Kim Kardashian Should Be on Cover of Vogue
Kanye West thinks he can convince Anna Wintour to put Kim Kardashian on the cover of Vogue. Keep in mind Wintour refuses to allow Victoria Beckham to be on the cover. So it would be somewhat of a long shot for her to change course and let 1/3 of the brainchild behind the Kardashian Kollection at Sears make the grade. The fashion elite does not consider her one of their … Continue reading
The Bachelor Says He Hates Fame
“I’ve always said that I’m not looking for fame,” the Texas native told reporters in a teleconference on Tuesday, March 12. “In fact, I don’t like the fame aspect of being the Bachelor or being on Dancing With the Stars. I wish I could — you know, I can’t go out in Dallas with my buddies anymore because I’m left taking pictures the whole night because people — you know, … Continue reading
Proof: Keeping Up with the Kardashians Fake
In a 165-page deposition from Russell Jay, a producer on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, he says that there are at least two scenes that were “scripted, reshot or edited” to make Kris Humphries look like the villain after Kim decided she wanted a divorce. Jay said in the court documents that Kim not only knew about Kris’ “surprise” proposal, but insisted producers reshoot the scene because “she didn’t like … Continue reading