Rob Kardashian Twitter Lies
I have never really been able to figure out what Rob Kardashian brings to the table. While his older and sassier sisters are out shilling their weight loss pills, tube dresses, perfumes, liquors, and laser hair removal products he sits on the sidelines basking in the fruits of their fame. Sure, he’s supposed to be coming out with his own sock line, but who really wears designer socks? He couldn’t … Continue reading
Katie Holmes Gets Life Coach and Seeks New Friends
A new report from Daily Mail says Katie Holmes has hired a “confidence coach” to help her find her way post-divorce. “Katie is keen to find her own voice so she has sought professional help and has employed a confidence and life coach who she’s been seeing once a week to help her regain who she once was.” I have always wondered what makes someone become a life coach. (Here … Continue reading
Natalie Portman’s Vegan and Seed Filled Wedding
I always say that if someone really cares about you they are just happy you are getting married. An invitation to your ceremony is a gift in itself. So really the fact that you are seated at a table wedged between Great Aunt Loretta and that drunk from your friend’s office, that the centerpieces are filled with carnations, or there wasn’t even an open bar really doesn’t matter. That said…. … Continue reading
My Sorority Selection: Elton John or Madonna
My college did not have sororities. Since I went to an all-women’s college one could argue we were one fat sorority house. But I have always thought I would have enjoyed being in one. I would have been President of a house full of equally sarcastic sisters devoted to 80s music and karaoke parties. Hazing would include completing break dancing routines and you could be thrown out for having an … Continue reading
Olympic Gymnastics Commentators Need Some New Lines
How about the women’s gymnastics commentators at the London Olympics? They are really something, aren’t they? I am most impressed with Al Trautwig, a man with no shortage of overly dramatic observations during the telecast. They are part elder Olympic statesman and part Colombian telenovela. We should all agree everyone gets pretty jazzed about Olympic gymnastics. Because outside of the Summer Olympics who wants to watch a gymnastics meet? Like … Continue reading
Kate Gosselin’s DWTS All Stars Rejection Letter
Dear Kate, Thank you again for all of your phone calls, letters, text messages, and half-naked photo submissions in your efforts to be cast on the upcoming All Star season of Dancing With the Stars. At this point, as you probably know from our non-returned calls and emails, we have decided to go in another direction. We just feel like you don’t have a strong enough story line this season. … Continue reading
Pamela Anderson Needs To Pull Herself Together
There comes a point in every adult’s life where you come to the sad realization that you’ve become somewhat of a loser. With work, children, and a lower alcohol tolerance you’ve become a shadow of your once fun and spontaneous self. Plus it’s pretty hard to stay out late and rage when you have a 7:30 conference call the following morning and the possibility of a vomiting child awaiting you … Continue reading
Pros and Cons To Having a Gay Best Friend
Every woman wants a gay best friend. It’s almost as important as having a 401 K plan. They provide enormous strength, particularly when faced with perplexing issues like finding the right size hoop earrings and whether Capri pants make you look like a dumpy retiree in a Florida retirement community. But finding an exceptional gay best friend is not always easy. Not everyone is your Will to your Grace. … Continue reading
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: RV Livin’
A storm was a brewing in Jersey. Plans had already been made to visit a winery in Napa, but a hurricane put a wrench in the gang’s plans. Despite news reports that the world will likely be ending Melissa and Teresa pressed on packing the essentials of any camping trip: sequin monokinis, wedge heels, underwire bras, and eyelash glue. But Jacqueline was a little more practical. “Bring three outfits that … Continue reading
Olympic Ceremony Tweets
Why is Ryan Seacrest doing Olympics interviews? Is OneDirection competing in the 4×100? Aruba just walked in. Where is Joran Van der Sloot? The Cameroon team’s uniforms also being sold at Zara. Chinese flag bearer will haunt my dreams. Seriously? Table tennis is an Olympic sport still? Djibouti. Solid outfit. Staying alive playing while Ethiopia arrives. Well played. Ghana is thrilled. Why isn’t Sean Penn carrying the flag for #Haiti? … Continue reading