Anne Hathaway Is Socially Awkward And Annoying
It occurred to me mid-Golden Globes that Anne Hathaway is socially awkward. She seems nice, but why am I still overcome with the feeling of wanting to push her off a stage? She never knows when to dial things back. She’s over enthusiastic and spastic. She giggles like a four year old. She over uses her hands and arms when explaining simple things like taking a walk on a cold … Continue reading
A Toast for My Sister Megan on Her 40th Birthday
On Saturday my sister turned 40. To mark the occasion I flew to New Jersey to celebrate. This was my toast for her. My name is Katie and I am Megan’s younger sister. I am sure some of you are asking yourself, “I had no idea her sister was an albino. But Megan gets such a beautiful golden tan. Perhaps there was a mix up in the hospital or maybe … Continue reading
Angelina Jolie and Justin Theroux Should Be Together
I am telling you. I think Justin Theroux and Angelina would have been a better couple. They just seem like they have more in common. They both like to wear leather. Both seem like they’d be happy at a gun range. Probably both have an appreciation for a good knife set and think showering is over rated. Meanwhile Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt seem like the kind of couple happy … Continue reading
Tom Cruise Believes He Can Be Our Next President
Hollywood Reporter has an exclusive excerpt from Pulitzer Prize-winning writer Lawrence Wright’s new book on Scientology’s seduction of Tom Cruise. I recommend it highly. Get yourself a glass of wine, a nice loaf of bread, and lock the door. It’s good. There are so many great nuggets but one of the most spectacular parts of the piece talks about how Cruise lobbied Rod Paige, the secretary of education during the first term … Continue reading
Former Bachelor Contestant Reveals Secrets of Show: My Interview
I tried to watch the Bachelor Monday night. I put in a good hour of public service until I couldn’t physically take it anymore. Did these girls understand he is essentially an albino covered in spray tan? What about the girl who did a back bend in her evening gown and collapsed mid-bridge? This is to say nothing of the 48-year-old yoga teacher with frazzled hair and no shoes. Are … Continue reading
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Settle Down, Now
The dinner party from hell continued as Kyle’s old pal Faye Resnick berated Brandi for exposing the truth about Adrienne and Kim. Adrienne, you may remember Brandi told had apparently fudged the truth on whether or not she had carried her kids in her lady sac. Kim, she also pointed out in the previous season, would routinely lock herself in the hallway bathroom to engage in activities outside of taking … Continue reading
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Think Their Baby’s First Photo Worth More Than $3 Million
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s “people” (which basically means her mother and his assistant) told TMZ that they have been flooded with lucrative deals from magazines desperate to score pictures of their baby’s first photos, with offers ranging as high as “several million”. They claim there was even a $3 million offer was from an overseas tabloid. But they also claim sources say the couple has no plans to sell … Continue reading
Dear Kate: How Can I Get My Husband on Board With Another Baby?
As you probably know, I am an internationally known expert for advice on all sort of things. Dear Kate, How do I convince my husband my husband we should have another baby? Thanks, C Dear C, This is a tricky one. It’s tough when you want to expand your family but your husband would rather dig his eyes out. Especially when you consider you are the one that has to … Continue reading
Jennifer Lopez Dresses Herself
Fontrum Definition: Feeling embarrassment for someone that doesn’t have enough common sense to feel the embarrassment that they should be feeling for themselves for their actions. Please review this gem from Jennifer Lopez’s interview in the January issue of Harper’s Bazaar and then let’s circle back. “I like the whole idea of traveling, of looking good, and doing it well. I make it as simple and as beautiful as I … Continue reading
Jenny Craig Won’t Hire Kim Kardashian
Weight loss is a pretty universal struggle. Have you ever met anyone who has said that at no point did they find themselves reeling back the donuts and having to step up their workouts? If you do know someone like that can you track them down and kick them in the face as a post-holiday gift for the rest of us? This is all the more frustrating when you’ve just … Continue reading