Nikolai: 14 Observations From Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part Two
WHAT I LEARNED FROM THE VANDERPUMP RULES REUNION: PART TWO
Lala addressed rumors she is dating a married man, Stassi’s brother Nikolai offered life advice to adults, Scheana confronted Katie about her drinking, and Ariana reiterated she loathes Stassi.
- Jax and DJ James Kennedy are like twins born in separate uteruses a decade apart.
- Should anyone crash Andy Cohen’s birthday party in June they will enjoy the sound of James pressing play on his iPod behind a desk while wearing enormous headphones.
- Scheana has a very specific diet free of sugar, gluten, wine, and basically carbohydrates. The others do not support her diet, which is why Scheana is typically miserable on all cast related trips.
- Kristen thought a clambake meant getting stoned in a Pontiac alongside a freeway, and not baking clams at a party in the Hamptons.
- Brittany was happy to take a used water bottle shower on their trip to a Nascar race because she is a proud redneck.
- Lala handles anxiety attacks by relaxing by a pool, getting massages, and eating appetizer plates at a resort in Beverly Hills.
- Lala may or may not be dating a married man, a fact she didn’t care to discuss despite signing up to be on a reality TV show. She also paid for her Range Rover, sometimes driven by strange men, with the money she made from modeling in teen catalogs.
- Lala makes friends sign non-disclosure agreements in the event they intend to film her smoking without clothes in a motel bathtub. As an aside, Brittany had no idea what an NDA or an MBA means.
- Stasis’s 12-year-old brother Nikolai is now a paid consultant for Bravo. He reviews all programming in addition to old episodes of Sex in The City despite the fact he is in the 6th grade.
- Lisa Vanderpump hopes Lala will return to the show because she has always seen another side of Lala, which is the side that makes for good television.
- Scheana is still unhappy she spent several hundred dollars on Katie’s wedding.
- Schwartz has yet to spend quality time with the blow up doll Lisa purchased Katie as a bridal shower gift.
- Scheana confronted Katie about her drinking problem while her ex-husband whom she claimed had recovered from his own addiction issues waited in the wings.
- Ariana will always hate Stassi.
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