You go to Costco for a new refrigerator but leave with two pizzas.
—Danielle D., Ventura, CA
You hug the toilet more than you hug your husband.
—Samantha S., Laguna Niguel, CA
You get up to pee, and you already did.—Erica M., Stow, MA
You start checking out strollers on the street like you used to check out hot
guys.—Braunwyn B., Miami, FL.
You are walking down the street and can smell the perfume on people in
their cars driving by.—Megan J., Middlebury, VT
You save your best outfit/undies for OB appointment day.
—Natalie G., New York, NY
You show up for a 6:00 a.m. workout with evidence of the powdered donuts
you just shoveled in on your face.—Christine B., Palmyra, PA
What you thought was a hangover/motion sickness from the cruise to
Ensenada and an entire day of tequila shots lasts more than a few days.
—Christa M., Jackson Hole, ID
You need a nap to prep for bedtime.—Gwen G., Grosse Pointe, MI
You want to physically assault the person that asked if you were having
triplets.—Kelsey W., Newport Coast, CA.
You set the belt of your robe on fire making breakfast at the stove because
you can’t see below your belly.—Alexis M., Annapolis, MD
You assume everyone wants your urine sample.—Jenna W., Columbus, OH
Kate Casey is a pop culture humor writer. Kate writes gossip analysis and reality television recaps on her popular site www.loveandknuckles.com. She lives in Newport Beach, California with her husband and four kids.
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