My Book

You go to Costco for a new refrigerator but leave with two pizzas.
Danielle D., Ventura, CA
You hug the toilet more than you hug your husband.
—Samantha S., Laguna Niguel, CA
You save your best outfit/undies for OB appointment day.
—Natalie G., New York, NY
You get up to pee, and you already did.
—Erica M., Stow, MA
You are walking down the street and can smell the perfume on people in their cars driving by.
—Megan J., Middlebury, VT
You show up for a 6:00 a.m. workout with evidence of the powdered donuts you just shoveled in on your face.
—Christine B., Palmyra, PA
What you thought was a hangover/motion sickness from the cruise to Ensenada and an entire day of tequila shots lasts more than a few days.
—Christa M., Jackson Hole, ID
You need a nap to prep for bedtime.
—Gwen G., Grosse Pointe, MI
You want to physically assault the person that asked if you were having triplets.
—Kelsey W., Newport Coast, CA.
You set the belt of your robe on fire making breakfast at the stove because you can’t see below your belly.
—Alexis M., Annapolis, MD
You assume everyone wants your urine sample.
—Jenna W., Columbus, OH

You go to Costco for a new refrigerator but leave with two pizzas.
—Danielle D., Ventura, CA

You hug the toilet more than you hug your husband.
—Samantha S., Laguna Niguel, CA

You get up to pee, and you already did.—Erica M., Stow, MA

You start checking out strollers on the street like you used to check out hot
guys.—Braunwyn B., Miami, FL.

You are walking down the street and can smell the perfume on people in
their cars driving by.—Megan J., Middlebury, VT

You save your best outfit/undies for OB appointment day.
—Natalie G., New York, NY

You show up for a 6:00 a.m. workout with evidence of the powdered donuts
you just shoveled in on your face.—Christine B., Palmyra, PA

What you thought was a hangover/motion sickness from the cruise to
Ensenada and an entire day of tequila shots lasts more than a few days.
—Christa M., Jackson Hole, ID

You need a nap to prep for bedtime.—Gwen G., Grosse Pointe, MI

You want to physically assault the person that asked if you were having
triplets.—Kelsey W., Newport Coast, CA.

You set the belt of your robe on fire making breakfast at the stove because
you can’t see below your belly.—Alexis M., Annapolis, MD

You assume everyone wants your urine sample.—Jenna W., Columbus, OH

kateKate Casey is a pop culture humor writer. Kate writes gossip analysis and reality television recaps on her popular site www.loveandknuckles.com. She lives in Newport Beach, California with her husband and four kids.book_cover1

Submit your Pregnancy Comments Here

Your Name (required)

Your Email (required)

Your Pregnancy Comment

2 Comments

Leave a Reply

About Me

About Me

Kate Casey is a pop culture humor writer. Kate writes celebrity gossip analysis and reality television recaps, parenting, and pregnancy posts. She is the author of You Know You Are Pregnant When… Funny Quotes From Women Who Have Been There. She is also a contributing writer for Babble.com, Motherly, Scary Mommy and Hot Moms Club. Kate is a featured comic for US Weekly Fashion Police. She is a regular guest on Heather McDonald’s Juicy Scoop podcast and frequent contributor on FABlife on ABC. She and her husband and four kids live in Southern California.

Follow Me

Mailchimp

Subscribe Now!