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What You Missed on Real Housewives of Orange County

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These are the most important things that happened on last night’s episode of Real Housewives of Orange County.

Heather’s Struggle Continues

In this week’s edition of Heather is a Princess she opens up about the struggle to hire a private chef.

Where is the Love?

Shannon and David took off for a much-needed romantic vacation by staying in Vicki’s Mexican condo with her brother, his girlfriend Rhonda, Brooks, and her always-miserable son Michael.

Vicki thinks by sticking them in the broom closet they can “love on each other” and get things back on track. Shannon and David, however, prefer to stay in luxurious hotels. To remedy the situation they offer to find another place to stay, say perhaps something with running water and a bed that doesn’t fold back into the wall.  That way Vicki’s son could have a pleasant night’s sleep. “That’s not necessary,” Vicki explained. “We’ve always made the kids sleep on a floor.

The next morning brother Billy graciously offered to switch rooms. “I sleep like a rock,” he explained before barfing up all the tequila he had consumed hours before.

Vicki and Shannon toured a cigar shop after tequila tasting along the water. It was good for Shannon to get a break so she could explain for the 38th time that week how Tamra had violated her trust and how Heather had kicked her out of her house. Vicki was happy to console her. She wasn’t exactly surprised to hear Shannon was having marriage problems. Mostly because Tamra had called her the week before and told her all about it. Perhaps if she were around healthy couples like herself and the freeloader that had attached himself to her wallet she would see the value in working on her very obvious problems?

David, who normally doesn’t drink, began to realize the joy that comes with being so drunk you can’t hear anyone speak, specifically your wife who wants to stab you at any minute.

Astro Baby

Tamra and Eddie continued to pretend they might one day have an imaginary baby.

Shall We?

Back in the OC Heather enjoyed a delicious personal chef prepared meal and a glass of chilled Pol Roger “Extra Cuvée de Réserve” Brut before retiring to her living room to watch herself on episode #5 of last season’s Hawaii 5.0

Bienvenidos

Vicki took the gang to her favorite restaurant for some enchiladas and well tequila. She’s like the self professed Mayor of Puerto Vallarta even though she can’t speak Spanish and dresses like the proud grandmother at a Quinceañera.

Next week: Shannon kind-of dances on a bar.

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2 Comments

  1. Nancy

    July 1, 2014 at 5:28 pm

    This was awesome, thank you for making me laugh – I really needed that!! Excellent post!

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      Kate

      July 1, 2014 at 10:08 pm

      Glad I helped!

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