Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Diva Las Vegas: Real Housewives of Las Vegas

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I made the following observations watching this week’s episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. 


  1. Lisa Rinna has the body of a 14-year-old girl on the cover of Vogue Magazine with zero body fat, breasts that have never been used as a source of food, and a stomach that has never been stretched from a baby or burritos from Del Taco.
  2. Despite having rich parents and living in a multi-million dollar home Teddy lives as if she were in the Great Depression.
  3. Dorit enjoys wearing clothes that make her look like a kabuki or that strangle her ribs and shove her breasts toward her neck.
  4. Erika enjoys dressing for an occasion. In Pasadena she wears lady of the manor leisure sweats, but in Vegas she dresses like a Madonna dominatrix.
  5. Lisa Rinna decided this year she will celebrate a rebirth featuring new outfits, a jazzier hair style, and a sunny disposition similar to that of a sister wife on TLC.
  6. Erika Jayne met her father at 25 and she treated him as she would someone who has never heard her songs on iTunes. “It was as if we were strangers.”
  7. Camille dances just as she did on the set of Club MTV.
  8. Las Vegas bars now feature elongated ice.
  9. Adrienne Malouf returned thereby proving she is not in a witness protection program.
  10. While gambling Erika noted to Teddy that she understood she lives within a much smaller budget. She, however, had plenty of piles of cash to shit away at a blackjack table.
  11. There is a Ferris wheel in Las Vegas that goes 000000.6 miles per hour.
  12. Lisa Rinna allows her international fashion model daughters to use her credit card, which they use to pay for $280 pieces of steak.
  13. Before Kyle left to pack for her international vacation she took her new Grease 2 leather jacket out for a spin.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Diva Las Vegas

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  1. Meghan B.

    December 29, 2017 at 4:01 pm

    I absolutely adore your humor, Kate! I discovered your Podcast through many mentions on Watch What Crappens and Juicy Scoop! Yours is incredible and I thoroughly enjoy your deep-rooted interest in all things past and present reality TV. This is the first recap I’ve read and it is hilarious! I look forward to back-tracking and reading many of them throughout my time off from work! (teacher on Christmas Break) Keep up the awesome and hilarious work!

    • mm


      December 30, 2017 at 9:57 am

      Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

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