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Kirstie Alley and Diets Go Together Like Caviar and Cat Nip

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Kirstie Alley is launching a weight loss company with an “elixir” to help overweight Americans slim down. She claims she has already lost 20 pounds eight weeks on the program. She has been researching and developing it for the past two years. She promises the elixir “takes on excess hunger and cravings. It will support your body and flood your body with the missing elements that make weight loss an uphill battle.” Janet Charlton claims on her gossip site “Taco Bell isn’t Kirstie Alley’s only diet enemy. It seems she also has a weakness for House of Pies. Employees at a nearby business have seen Kirstie eating pie in her car in the parking lot of the House of Pies on Vermont. And it’s happened more than once. She bought two or three pies to go, and brought them out to her car and devoured most of them right then and there.“ Who is going to buy a weight loss elixir from someone who parks in front of a bakery and eats an entire pie in one sitting? Would you hire an accountant who is broke?
On another note we made it to San Francisco tonight. It was Mia’s first plane trip. The man upstairs decided to throw me a bone, because she slept the entire flight. Let’s all hope the trip back to Orange County tomorrow goes just as smooth.


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