George Clooney’s Wedding Toast
Friends, family, Rande Gerber and Cindy Crawford, please help me in congratulating George and Amal.
It has been a beautiful evening and you are a beautiful couple. Have to say. I thought this day would never happen. Can I get an Amen?
You know who is most thrilled about this wedding? Leonardo DiCaprio. You know who is not thrilled about this wedding? Woman who work in the cocktail waitress industry. The Price is Right models. Any woman under the age of 30 living in Los Angeles looking to launch a career in the entertainment industry.
We can all agree George has finally found someone on his level. Amal is an Oxford graduate, a humanitarian lawyer, and United Nations advisor. George won an Oscar for Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role for Syriana.
It’s almost like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt but without the 56 children.
We raise our glasses to you tonight as you begin your life as newlyweds. Thank you so much for including us in your special day.
And now to honor the occasion George and Amal have asked us all to watch a 30-minute slideshow on the inferno in South Sudan.
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