Cornell Sorority Dress Code, John Edwards Makes Me Cringe, and Angelina/Brad

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Cornell University’s Pi Phi Sorority had their dress code leaked: I don’t know why everyone is making such a big deal. I completely agree with just about everything on their list. No one should be wearing cropped pants (they make your legs look stubby), have boots tucked inside pants (not flattering), or reveal a camel toe. Well done, sisters! Someone needs to police these fashion infractions. I went to Trinity College, which is basically one big sorority. I often wonder if I had attended a large school if I would have joined one myself. I think I would have been one extreme or the other. I would have been Sorority President or dismissed the sisterhood all together. The idea of circling someone’s fat and making crafts seems cross-eye worthy, but planning parties, doing charity work, etc. sounds right up my alley. Dan’s friend Kevin started a fraternity at UCLA and they still call him “the godfather”. He is a legend. I want to be a legend. I suppose I am a legend in my own mind.

Can we talk about John Edwards again? Wall Street Journal has a sneak peek at Andrew Young’s forthcoming tell-all on his decade behind the scenes with John Edwards. If you did not think Edwards was callous before, this will cement it for you.

Some tid bits:

Made in USA: Young says Edwards is an Atkins-dieter who hated making appearances at state fairs where “fat rednecks try to shove food down my face. I know I’m the people’s senator, but do I have to hang out with them?” Before a SEIU candidate forum in Las Vegas, Young says Edwards made him cut out a “made in the USA” label from Young’s own suit to sew in place of Edwards’s “made in Italy” label.

Thoughts of leaving: Young says that Edwards would confide in him about how he thought about leaving “crazy” Elizabeth, but how she plays better with American voters than he. “I cringed when he said this,” Young writes.

I think Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt will announce their split in a few months. They will wait until they are able to maximize all the press possible from the Oscars and other events. 

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