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Nicole Richie and Snooki Write Books?
Snooki from Jersey Shore got a book deal. According to the Simon & Schuster statement, the book will “revolve around a girl looking for love on the boardwalk.” Have you ever seen that show? I am not sure she can even form full sentences. Did you know Nicole Richie is an author too? She is currently on a publicity tour for her new book “Priceless”. Here is a sneak peek … Continue reading
Celebrities are Cheap: Getting a Company to Pay Your Tab
I hate cheap people. I call them “Cheap Cheapersons.” I hate it when you go to dinner with a group of people and there is always one jack-hole going over the check with a fine tooth comb. I owe $22.67? Really? If you are that uncomfortable with paying a little extra, even when you did not personally get an appetizer or a martini then don’t go out to dinner in … Continue reading
When a Hollywood Relationship Ends: Hookers, Kidneys, and Peer Pong
It looks like George Lopez’s wife has finally thrown in the towel. Remember in May when National Enquirer had an interview with a “professional escort” named Tiffany in Florida who claimed he had allegedly paid for a night of dreams with not only her, but also her friend? “He was a very nice guy,” said Tiffany. “We chatted about his career. He told me he ’saw other girls’ in other … Continue reading
Ashton Kutcher Cheating Scandal Heating Up
This should be an interesting week in gossip as the Ashton Kutcher cheating scandal heats up. Ashton and Demi celebrated their 5-year anniversary this weekend and tweeted a cheesy picture of themselves under the covers. Their apparent strategy is to pretend as if this entire story is not happening. From Rob Shuter with Popeater.com (Rob is a former PR flack): “After weeks of rumor-fueled fears that their marriage was on … Continue reading
My Revenge Email to a Spammer
I hate spam. It makes me absolutely crazy. But sometimes I find it funny when Dan reads his spam emails to me as if they are really from someone he knows. “Oh, nice, just got an email from Mr. Martins Williams. Turns out he is looking for an investment. He says his client will give me a commission of 20% of the investment fund for logistics and protocols which is … Continue reading
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore: Staying Together Because of Fame?
If your much younger husband publicly humiliated you by sleeping with a girl he met at a bowling alley you would probably considering leaving him, right? At first you can pretend the affair never happened, but when the aforementioned floozy starts describing the layout of your living room furniture you know you have problems. Despite all of this they plan to stay together because in the end they both have … Continue reading
Does Rachel Zoe Have an Eating Disorder?
I love to flip through fashion magazines just like the next girl. I appreciate beautiful clothes. But I don’t have the time or energy to shop. These days I need to order everything online. This could explain why I am always in a pair of jeans and a black top with flat shoes. Some might call it funeral chic. Ever tried to shop with a toddler running in circles around … Continue reading
I Went to a “Dancing with the Stars” Taping and Made it Out Alive
Did I tell you about the time I went to a Dancing with the Stars taping? Two years ago a friend got two tickets to a taping and asked me to tag along. I was miserable. I was kicking myself for driving through traffic to stand in a long line, to sit through a long taping, and then have to endure a close up view of Shannon Elizabeth’s spray tan. … Continue reading
Hollywood Couple See Affair as a “Spiritual Experience”
I have a treat for you this morning. Get your coffee and put up your feet. The latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar just hit newsstands and features a lengthy interview with Balthazar Getty and his wife Rosetta. Balthazar (also called Balthy) starred on Brothers & Sisters and has been acting since he was a child. Remember him in Lord of the Flies? Last year he carried on a very public … Continue reading
The Photoshopping of Kate Gosselin
Have you ever met a Kate Gosselin fan? Apparently there are people who are willing to buy books she ghost writes on raising children she hardly sees. I don’t get it. I can’t imagine standing in line to get the autograph of a woman with no discernable talent, zero sense of humor, and questionable taste in men and clothing. Call me a snob, but I have a hard time emulating … Continue reading