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Real Housewives of DC Finale Wrap-Up

Real Housewives of DC Finale Wrap-Up

Real Housewives of DC and 48 Hours Mystery decided to join forces tonight for a most interesting (and entertaining) episode. The Salahis walked up to the first checkpoint and were told they were NOT on the guest list, despite Tareq’s assertion. They were told on camera they needed to step aside. Too bad that was the point of the evening they dumped the BRAVO cameras. What we do know is … Continue reading

Paris Hilton is a Stepmother?

Paris Hilton is a Stepmother?

True story. My mom married a jack-hole. He was pretty awful. Take Archie Bunker, throw in a little bi-polar, and sprinkle it with bouts of unemployment. You know how people who are sick (mental and physical) tend to be cantankerous? Double that by two. Let’s just say that by the time I was in college I would purposely step on the cords of his oxygen tank. I am sure it … Continue reading

Those nutbag Salahis would like you to believe they own a winery, are millionaires, socialize with royalty, and are philanthropists. Too bad none of that is true. Jezebel.com has a fantastic run down of all their lies: http://jezebel.com/5655184/salahi-101-a-guide-to-the-lawsuits–lies My favorite lie is Michaele’s claim she was a Redskins cheerleader. How can you lie about something like that? Don’t you think someone would try to find a team picture? She most … Continue reading

The Duggar Family Show is Depressing – Who Wants to Wear a Prairie Dress?

The Duggar Family Show is Depressing – Who Wants to Wear a Prairie Dress?

For the second day in a row I have been at the gym channel surfing and somehow landed on that TLC about the Duggar family. I had never really paid much attention before, mostly because watching a show about a family who dresses as if they live on a ranch in the 1800s is not normally my cup of tea. Those poor girls will never know the joy of using … Continue reading

Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene’s Fake Romance and Press Releases

Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene’s Fake Romance and Press Releases

As you know, I am constantly amused at the lengths some celebrities will go to fake a romance. Here is a new one for you. Ashley Greene is an actress known for a bit part in the Twilight series. She knows her vampire role can only take her so far. She needs to be in the tabloids. The more she is seen, the more people will talk about her, which … Continue reading

Another Actress and Their Make-Believe Diet

Another Actress and Their Make-Believe Diet

Here we go with another actress making claims about their “healthy diet” being their reason for all of a sudden becoming ultra skinny. In a recent interview with OK! Magazine, “Glee” actress Lea Michele said she chooses a vegan diet for integrity and energy. “It makes me feel really good and bright.” The article goes on to say she stays active with regular yoga during filming and finds the “calming” … Continue reading

Real Housewives of DC Episode Wrap-Up

Real Housewives of DC Episode Wrap-Up

Some thoughts on the much-anticipated episode of Real Housewives of DC tonight: 1. Doesn’t it seem like Michaele and Tareq Salahi are really bad soap opera actors. Their ubiquitous white limo, his gray teeth, her stringy extensions and their shameless attempt to look rich and connected are straight out of the Bold and the Beautiful playbook. I am sure with all the world’s problems it will ultimately be a defunct … Continue reading

Nicole Richie and Snooki Write Books?

Nicole Richie and Snooki Write Books?

Snooki from Jersey Shore got a book deal. According to the Simon & Schuster statement, the book will “revolve around a girl looking for love on the boardwalk.” Have you ever seen that show? I am not sure she can even form full sentences. Did you know Nicole Richie is an author too? She is currently on a publicity tour for her new book “Priceless”. Here is a sneak peek … Continue reading

Celebrities are Cheap: Getting a Company to Pay Your Tab

Celebrities are Cheap: Getting a Company to Pay Your Tab

I hate cheap people. I call them “Cheap Cheapersons.”  I hate it when you go to dinner with a group of people and there is always one jack-hole going over the check with a fine tooth comb. I owe $22.67? Really? If you are that uncomfortable with paying a little extra, even when you did not personally get an appetizer or a martini then don’t go out to dinner in … Continue reading

When a Hollywood Relationship Ends: Hookers, Kidneys, and Peer Pong

When a Hollywood Relationship Ends: Hookers, Kidneys, and Peer Pong

It looks like George Lopez’s wife has finally thrown in the towel. Remember in May when National Enquirer had an interview with a “professional escort” named Tiffany in Florida who claimed he had allegedly paid for a night of dreams with not only her, but also her friend? “He was a very nice guy,” said Tiffany. “We chatted about his career. He told me he ’saw other girls’ in other … Continue reading

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