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Tom Cruise Blind Item?
Ted Casablanca – E Online Blind Item Dark Secret Could Ruin Fey Oiled-Tush February 22, 2011 Oh, Fey Oiled-Tush! How the mighty have fallen, and may fall even further down the carnivorous Hollywood food chain. Last time we checked in with this married mega celebrity, he was mucho nervous, afraid his boy-on-boy mile-high club antics were going to be exposed by his pilot, whom Tushy treated with zero respect. Well, … Continue reading
Reason Fergie Did Not Make William’s Wedding Invite List
Sarah Ferguson is reportedly upset because she was not invited to Prince William’s wedding. I am a little unclear why she thought she would be invited in the first place. Let’s walk through this, shall we? 1. Fergie and Prince Andrew ended their marriage in 1996. So she has not been considered a member of the royal family for the last 15 years. 2. She recently made headlines after she was … Continue reading
I’m Filling in For Dr. Phil – Answering Oprah Magazine Advice Column Questions
Every issue of Oprah’s O Magazine features an advice column from Dr. Phil. The jury is still out on whether Phil is really a doctor, especially since he apparently does not seem to have an actual license to practice. So I thought I might have a shot at replacing him. This is a question from this month’s issue. Q: I recently broke up with my boyfriend of two years. We … Continue reading
Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan Should Open a Rehab Center
This week Charlie Sheen called into the Dan Patrick Show on DirecTV and provided Lindsay Lohan with some sound advice for her problems as she fights accusations she stole a necklace from a Hollywood jeweler. “I have some things I think she should consider, cause I don’t tell anybody what to do. Work on your impulse control … just try and think things through a little bit before you do … Continue reading
Miley Cyrus Should Have Gone to Boarding School – Just Like Me
When I was in the ninth grade my mom sent me away to boarding school. Before you get any ideas I was not a juvenile delinquent, we were not rich, and I wasn’t secretly pregnant. Milton Hershey School was founded in 1909 by the chocolate magnate Milton S. Hershey and his wife Catherine to serve children in social and financial need. Boarding school is tough. You miss out on normal stuff … Continue reading
Kardashians Get a Wedding Spin-Off – I Should Have Had One Too
I saw an article about how Kourtney Kardashian and her boyfriend are getting their own reality spin-off on the E! Network, which will follow them as they plan their wedding. Popeater.com reports the new show will include “outrageous wedding plans, chaos, dresses and, of course, Scott being a groomzilla”. My first reaction was one of wonder at what it would be like having my own show the first time I … Continue reading
George Bush Ignores Ashton Kutcher – And He is Surprised
You may have noticed recent pictures of Ashton Kutcher sitting in a luxury suite behind former President George W. Bush at this year’s Superbowl. Talking to BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills last week, Kutcher said he got a rude reaction from the former President. “I don’t think he’s very happy with me,” he said. “He just was not very nice to me. He just kind of snubbed me a … Continue reading
Celebrating Valentine’s Day – Pre and Post Kids
Celebrating Valentine’s Day in 2004: A romantic dinner in Hermosa Beach. Wine, candles, cards, and gifts. Celebrating Valentine’s Day in 2011: Changing diarrhea diapers. Wiping up vomit. Falling asleep while watching Tinkerbell with a sick toddler wedged between us. That is love. Life changes when you have kids. A romantic night on the town gets a little tricky. You need to get a babysitter. Now unless you have a reliable … Continue reading
My Real Housewives of Orange County Audition
This week I came across an interesting compilation of items Taylor Armstrong from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has claimed on the show and in interviews, which have raised more than a few eyebrows. They include an explanation of how she became Taylor (her real name is Shana Hughes), her plastic surgery, charity work, and whether or not she instigates cat fights. The most uncomfortable part of the video is uncovering her … Continue reading
I’ve Started My Own Religion – Thanks for the Tips Church of Scientology!
I need to start a religion. I have been meaning to do it for years. Somewhere between working, having a baby, and trying to keep up with the Kardashians my plans fell by the way side. So I was surprised to learn that according to a bombshell New Yorker article the FBI is reportedly investigating the Church of Scientology for human trafficking and using free labor — in part, according to … Continue reading