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Kim Kardashian Terrified About Pregnancy Weight Gain
This week Star Magazine has an article about Kim Kardashian melting down over her pregnancy weight gain. (Join the club, sister sledge). A celebrity weight loss coach estimated the 5’2 star has already gained 65 pounds. Although it’s hard to say how much weight someone has really gained without standing behind them when they saddle up to the scale at the OB-GYN. She wakes up with good intentions by working … Continue reading
Kanye West Should Stop Dressing Kim Kardashian
“I dress for my man way more than for myself!” Kim Kardashian revealed during a recent interview. So what exactly does Kanye West prefer his girlfriend of nearly a year to rock? “He likes cool, drapey things. Very casual.” Kanye, as most of you already know, famously threw out most of the contents of her closet and has had her on a steady diet of black and white monochromatic get-ups … Continue reading
Snooki Lost 42 Pounds, Gave Up Cheetos
Snooki is on the cover of US Weekly, which can only mean it’s a slow news week in celebrity. The magazine says she’s “shed an astounding 42 pounds since giving birth, weighing in at a 102 pounds.” Of course she’s only 4 feet 9 inches tall, which in my calculation is about the same size as someone in elementary school. Is it really that big of a deal that she … Continue reading
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Still in Paris
Yolanda and Brandi went for a jog along the Seine and reminisced about their old modeling days. It was where Yolanda learned some valuable life lessons. Once you get nudged by another model on a catwalk and almost lose your heel you start to look at the world in a different way. Brandi understood this because Paris was the first place she experienced a threesome. So obviously the city changed … Continue reading
Vanity Fair Calls Out Taylor Swift
Vanity Fair is a great read because they don’t write the kinds of puff pieces you will find in People Magazine. Maybe someone should have warned Taylor Swift. What’s great about this interview is you get a window into the insecurity and sheer delusion of a celebrity as well as how they control the information they give a reporter without using themselves as the source. Taylor’s response to Tina Fey … Continue reading
Tori Spelling Isn’t Getting Divorced?
Tori Spelling is outraged that Star Magazine would do a cover story on her getting a divorce from the leach she calls her husband because her 5 year old son had to read about it in the grocery check out line. He’s just learning how to read and was able to sound out the word “di-vor-ce” after noticing his mother’s picture while she put the Kit Kats on the belt. … Continue reading
A Conversation Between George Clooney and Kris Jenner
I imagine Kris Jenner as the kind of lady who drinks tequila in high ball glasses while ordering around her staff of 20 year old interns. She seems like the kind of lady that has achieved a certain level of success and believes with that should come access to everyone in Hollywood. But I think what she fails to see (somehow) is that the rest of the Hollywood doesn’t really … Continue reading
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Oui, Paris
Kim came by Kyle’s after a stop by Michael’s Craft Store. She was going to buy a neon marker and write Kim’s house on the log cabin velvet painting that sits over the fireplace in the family room of her rental. She admired Kyle’s seating area and the turtle carcasses nailed above her draperies. That’s all her place was missing – a seating area with a view of something. Right … Continue reading
Want to be George Clooney’s Girlfriend?
Stacy Keibler didn’t know if she would be invited to this year’s Oscar. She had been stressing about it for weeks. There has been enough chatter about George Clooney growing bored with her that it was starting to show. Her Instagram finally noted a ticket days before. In fact if you look at her Instagram you would have no idea she was dating Clooney at all. The only time she … Continue reading
Oscars 2013 Recap: The Car Crash Moments
Here are my most notable moments from the 2013 Oscars. 1. Why are you at the Oscars? Brandi Glanville can score an invite and somehow Jennifer Lopez and her backup dancer boyfriend were left off the list. Wait, maybe there is justice in America? 2. What was wrong with Kristen Stewart and … Continue reading