Uncategorized Posts
Photo Assumption: Ryan Phillippe’s Not Thrilled About New Baby
Yesterday Ryan Phillippe was photographed in Los Angeles for the very first time with Alexis Knapp, his model/actress ex-girlfriend who is moments away from giving birth. You may remember in March US Weekly announced she was expecting his child. He refused to acknowledge it and even had an “insider” provide a statement to the magazine. “He doesn’t know if he’s the father,” one insider told Us, adding that he plans … Continue reading
Shia LeBeouf on Romance with Co-Stars and How He’s the Anti-Clooney
The actor Shia LeBeouf graces the latest issue of Details Magazine and gives a refreshingly honest interview, unlike many young actors in his category. Those kids from Twilight, for example, are so tightly managed they would never be unable to answer as openly as Lebouf. Taylor Lautner probably has to ask his publicist what is full name is at this point, which is why many people consider him the next … Continue reading
The actor Shia Lebouf graces the latest issue of Details Magazine and gives a refreshingly honest interview, unlike many young actors in his category. Those kids from Twilight, for example, are so tightly managed they would never be unable to answer as openly as Lebouf. Taylor Lautner probably has to ask his publicist what is full name is at this point, which is why many people consider him the next … Continue reading
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Check Your Gun at the Door
The showdown between Theresa and Melissa wasn’t as explosive as expected. I had expected a few hair tugs and at least a slap or two. No dice. But I did learn that Theresa doesn’t like to share her contacts with anyone, not even her family. So that’s something. Looking for a dry cleaner? Clean your own clothes. You want to get a glamour shot for your kid? Go find yourself … Continue reading
Celebrities Who Hang Portraits of Themselves
This week Lindsay Lohan filmed an 18-second endorsement for a penny auction site. It was her latest and most desperate attempt at product endorsement cash. See, when no one hires you and you have a raging drug addiction your bank account tends to get low. She also gave an interview to Life & Style Magazine, which is accompanied with a photo spread of her digs. You know, since she is … Continue reading
Celebrities Televising Weddings
Why does everyone want to televise their weddings these days? I will tell you why. Free clothing, jewelry, luxury location, gourmet food, and maximized publicity. You don’t think these celebrities actually pay for much, do you? While you try to match your budget with your dreams of a lavender fairy tale on the lake, they work every angle for a free trip down the aisle. People Magazine is reporting TLC … Continue reading
Ryan and Tatum O’Neal Show vs. Mine
Actor Ryan O’Neal and his estranged actress daughter Tatum have been making the media rounds for their new OWN network reality show “Ryan and Tatum: The O’Neals”. The show chronicles Ryan’s attempts at reconciliation with his daughter after a two-decade estrangement. If I had considered at some point subjecting myself to the show I would certainly have changed my mind after watching Ryan O’Neals clip from last night’s Piers Morgan Tonight … Continue reading
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Sibling Showdown
The Gorga siblings prepared for an epic showdown at Villa Luigis on the corner of 3rd and Chestnut. Have you been there? Excellent mozzarella balls! Joey spent a good hour trying on various shades of dark wash denim, pastel button ups, and loafers. He had already spent the afternoon getting a Mani Pedi, his eyebrows, back, and chest waxed, and a spray tan application. That’s how showdowns go down in … Continue reading
Happy 40th Birthday, Susie G.
In honor of Susan G.’s fortieth birthday she has asked me to discuss Lady Gaga’s new song “Hair”. It’s about how Gaga thinks she is her hair, which is a very depressing notion. If I am my hair I am a ratty ball of straw. If my hair could talk it would ask me if I could transfer ownership. My hair is an ongoing nightmare. You know when I allow … Continue reading
Real Housewives of New York City Re-Cap: Massage Oil, Bankruptcy, and Shapewear
Don’t you think it is time for BRAVO to replace all the ladies of Real Housewives of New York City? We get it by now. Ramona has no filter. Jill pries. Kelly might not live on this planet. Sonja believes she is a sex symbol. Luann is condescending and Alex gets hives. Nevertheless, I thought I would recap the last episode for the sake of those people who have social … Continue reading