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Kim Kardashian’s Family Thinks She Should Get a Tummy Tuck After Baby
Would you be surprised to hear that Kim Kardashian is already plotting her post-vaginal baby release surgery? Especially on the heels of reports that the uber shallow Kanye West is growing less interested in her now that she’s gaining pregnancy pounds? The normally suction-cupped/lipo-loving/Quicktrim touting reality show star can’t control pregnancy gain. So she’s already coming up with a back up plan so she can go back to her lucrative … Continue reading
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap
Lisa and Ken have been working on their vow renewal ceremony. Why just throw a housewarming party if you can subject your friends (and Bravo castmates) to a cheesy redo of your wedding ceremony from 55 years ago? Especially if you can throw in a flower covered arch, a bunch of pink area carpets, and some bite size empanadas. Adrienne was busy on the other side of town throwing a … Continue reading
Tiger Woods Releases Formal Dating Portraits
Tiger Woods and Olympic skier Lindsay Vonn are in a serious relationship. How do I know? They’ve just released to the press two portraits and posted statements on their Facebook pages. This season has been great so far and I’m happy with my wins at Torrey and Doral. Something nice that’s happened off the course was meeting Lindsey Vonn. … Continue reading
Kanye West Thinks Kim Kardashian Should Be on Cover of Vogue
Kanye West thinks he can convince Anna Wintour to put Kim Kardashian on the cover of Vogue. Keep in mind Wintour refuses to allow Victoria Beckham to be on the cover. So it would be somewhat of a long shot for her to change course and let 1/3 of the brainchild behind the Kardashian Kollection at Sears make the grade. The fashion elite does not consider her one of their … Continue reading
The Bachelor Says He Hates Fame
“I’ve always said that I’m not looking for fame,” the Texas native told reporters in a teleconference on Tuesday, March 12. “In fact, I don’t like the fame aspect of being the Bachelor or being on Dancing With the Stars. I wish I could — you know, I can’t go out in Dallas with my buddies anymore because I’m left taking pictures the whole night because people — you know, … Continue reading
Proof: Keeping Up with the Kardashians Fake
In a 165-page deposition from Russell Jay, a producer on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, he says that there are at least two scenes that were “scripted, reshot or edited” to make Kris Humphries look like the villain after Kim decided she wanted a divorce. Jay said in the court documents that Kim not only knew about Kris’ “surprise” proposal, but insisted producers reshoot the scene because “she didn’t like … Continue reading
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap
So the Paris trip ended. In their last moments Brandi and Kim embraced their new friendship on the Eiffel Tower while Kyle cried into Lisa’s jacket and begged for her to say she loved her too. At a final dinner Yolanda gifted Brandi with some plastic lace up bow heels so she could make LeAnn Rimes lose her mind at her kid’s soccer banquet. It dawned on Lisa on a … Continue reading
Open Letter to Rejected Bachelor Contestants
Dear Rejected Contestants on This Season of The Bachelor, Man, you really dodged a bullet. Bravo to you for getting out while you could. Because let’s all be honest here, shall we? You didn’t really picture yourself with this dude, did you? I am sure it was fun hanging out in a faux Tuscan mansion for a couple … Continue reading
Kim Kardashian Terrified About Pregnancy Weight Gain
This week Star Magazine has an article about Kim Kardashian melting down over her pregnancy weight gain. (Join the club, sister sledge). A celebrity weight loss coach estimated the 5’2 star has already gained 65 pounds. Although it’s hard to say how much weight someone has really gained without standing behind them when they saddle up to the scale at the OB-GYN. She wakes up with good intentions by working … Continue reading
Kanye West Should Stop Dressing Kim Kardashian
“I dress for my man way more than for myself!” Kim Kardashian revealed during a recent interview. So what exactly does Kanye West prefer his girlfriend of nearly a year to rock? “He likes cool, drapey things. Very casual.” Kanye, as most of you already know, famously threw out most of the contents of her closet and has had her on a steady diet of black and white monochromatic get-ups … Continue reading