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Tom Cruise Celebrates Birthday on Ship with Scientology Prisoners
Once you become an A-list actor you begin to lose all sense of reality. The people that surround you are all sycophants. Paid friends don’t tell you what you don’t want to hear. So imagine what happens when you are a movie star and involved in a religion that treats you like their own version of the Messiah. Tom Cruise’s best friend is the Commander of Scientology and former church … Continue reading
Kardashians Now Selling Pregnancies
Kourtney Kardashian is on the over of this week’s US Magazine because she has announced she is pregnant with her second child. Industry sources guess she likely sold the interview exclusive to the magazine for $100,000. She is only nine weeks pregnant. She probably just had her first ultrasound this week, but she would have been having talks with the magazine’s editors and photo staff at least a week prior … Continue reading
Rules for Being Friends With Jennifer Aniston
National Enquirer Blind Item: WHICH celebrity friendship – she’s an A-list film star and her BFF is a TV personality – is being severely tested? The small-screen pal seems to have crossed the line of alliance by hiring her crony’s personal hairstylist and yoga instructor, but the last straw was when she reached out to her friend’s famous ex to appear on her show! Jennifer Aniston/Chelsea Handler Celebrities have champagne … Continue reading
Jennifer Lopez and Her New Break Dancing Boyfriend
While you were sitting around your cousin’s house chowing down on marshmallow-covered yams and funion covered green beans love was in bloom on the island of Kauai, Hawaii. Jennifer Lopez, 42, her twins, extended family, and her 24-year-old back-up dancer boyfriend Casper Smart were spotted at a luxury resort. US Weekly reports Lopez was sipping a tropical cocktail and lounging in her bikini in a cabana alongside her break dancing … Continue reading
Kardashian Husband From Hell?
The dissolution of the Kardashian/Humphries nuptials continues to dominate the tabloids this week. Kris Humphries scored a $150,000 endorsement deal with a watch company. In his press conference he said the company had been there for him during this “very difficult time.” Kudos to the ad wizards that came up with this marketing gem. Here is my suggestion for his next venture: a partnership with the candy maker Farley’s & … Continue reading
Angelina Jolie’s Secret Obsessions
A former assistant to actress Angelina Jolie tells In Touch Weekly that her former boss had some “bizarre obsessions.” Not exactly shocking information and clearly a slow day at the tabloid. Aren’t we all pretty aware that Jolie doesn’t operate with a full deck of cards? “She tries to hide it, but she has a crazy side to her that’s beyond just being quirky”, claims the source. She tries to … Continue reading
I Had a Baby
I was starting to feel like I was losing my mind. Imagine being told you might go into labor at any moment over a three-week period? Obviously salsa dancing or climbing a rock wall were out. What do you wear in public? Plastic jeggings? Your friends, who already are beginning to find you a buzzkill, are not exactly amped about the idea of sharing a corner booth at a restaurant … Continue reading
Ashton Kutcher Love Advice?
Back in college I used to live catty corner from a 7-11 that the homeless and mentally unstable would frequent (on the corner of 7th and D Street NE). They liked to sit outside on the steps and start conversations with you before and after your Beef Jerky and Funion purchases. Sometimes, if I had enough time on my hands, I would chat. If I was willing to spare a … Continue reading
Kristin Cavallari v. The Kardashians: Round 1
Life & Style reports in their new issue that Scott Disick, the baby daddy and Stage 5 Clinger of the Kardashian family had an affair with Hills star Kristin Cavallari shortly before impregnating Kourtney. Kristin says this is “100 percent not true,” and accused the Kardashians for fanning the flames. She told Access Hollywood yesterday the following: “I just think, what convenient timing for them with their show premiering next … Continue reading
Cameron Diaz Wears Beer Goggles
US Magazine is reporting that Cameron Diaz and Sean Combs have been spotted all over New York City together. Apparently they first hooked up in 2008 and “when she’s single, she’ll booty call him,” adds another insider. Of course representatives for both stars say Diaz and Combs are “just friends” and were meeting to discuss a possible comedy film project. Because Sean Combs is really a tremendous comedic actor. Beer … Continue reading