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Lindsay Lohan Match.com Profile
TMZ reports that Lindsay Lohan is focusing on her career now that she’s off probation and to make sure nothing gets in the way of her upcoming roles, she has sworn off dating for the time being. She says she wants to “avoid any relationships or emotional attachments as she gets ready to shoot her Liz Taylor movie for Lifetime.” But I have access to her dating site profile, which … Continue reading
Kim Kardashian v. Kris Humphries: Divorce Court
This Kardashian divorce is really dragging on, isn’t it? Keep in mind they were only married for 72 days. Imagine if they had actually put in a little sweat and worked their way to the 6-month mark? Basically Kris Humphries wants the marriage to be annulled. He claims Kim’s intent was to get married for publicity and make money off the subsequent coverage. She is unwilling to agree to this … Continue reading
Ladies: Victoria Beckham Thinks She Is One of Us
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Ladies, I have some exciting news for you. You know how frustrating it has been to find clothes that fit your body? Maybe something to adequately cover your bat wings or your slight baby pooch? Struggling to find a designer who really understands your need to show off your assets while covering your problem areas? Look no further. We finally have a voice. Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice) tells Harper’s Bazaar … Continue reading
Crazy Parent #98: Chewing Your Kids Food
Dan has an aunt I will refer to as Mrs. Nutbag. She is one of those people who homeschools her kids even though there is reason to believe she never graduated from high school. She only lets her kids hang out with friends from their small church and thinks nothing of listening on the other end when her son uses the phone to call his friends. She has admitted to … Continue reading
Prince William and Kate Have a Small Vacation Budget
What is your favorite vacation spot? Lately mine has been the bathroom where I can sit for a moment without the sound of the telephone, a crying baby, or a toddler asking me for jellybeans. Prince William and Kate Middletown are always up for a vacation. Between his helicopter rides and her hair appointments they are always looking for an opportunity to escape, so they have just left for a … Continue reading
Stars Without Makeup
I went to a baby store opening this weekend and ran into Jessica Capshaw, who is currently on season 45 of Grey’s Anatomy. Despite being pregnant and in probably her fifth month she was wearing five-inch heels, skinny jeans, a cashmere sweater, and carrying a Hermes bag. I, on the other hand, was wearing a striped Gap tee shirt, sporting a sloppy bun, and carrying my four-month old strapped into … Continue reading
Cate Blanchett: Confident Without Plastic Surgery
My birthday is next month and I am already feeling like I am about one hip replacement short of getting my AARP card. It is bad enough that when I went to get my regular skin check at the dermatologist’s office last week the doctor asked me at least four times if I wanted some Botox. I get it: I look like an old hag. But my fear is that … Continue reading
Men Should Not Wear Jean Shorts
Dear Men of America, I’d like to talk to you about what you are wearing. Specifically I would like to discuss your jean shorts. At some point you were walking through a store and caught sight of a pair between the Jordache and Levi’s racks. You wondered how it was possible to bring together the rugged look of a regular pair of denim and mix it with the look of … Continue reading
Real Housewives of OC Recap: Restaurants and Frozen Peas
Tamra goes back to her plastic surgeon to get her jugs reduced. She let her chest define her in the past because in Orange County boobs are power, but now she can rely on her hair extensions and French manicure to really pave her way. Alexis finished up her nose job. She’s finally getting some relief from her sinus problems and that bump on her nose, which has been preventing … Continue reading
Another Book By a Celebrity
Celebrities writing books, especially when they are offering advice always fascinate me. Some of my favorites: Jennifer Love HewittThe Day I Shot Cupid: Hello, My Name Is Jennifer Love Hewitt and I’m a Love-aholicShe is single. Jessica SimpsonI Do: Achieving Your Dream WeddingShe is divorced. Kirstie AlleyHow To Lose Your Ass and Regain Your LifeJenny Craig fired her. Jessica Alba is now writing a how-to handbook about creating a non-toxic … Continue reading