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Kim Kardashian Didn’t Want to go on a Honeymoon
As part of the ongoing proceedings in Kardashian v. Humphries details about the failed mini-union continue to trickle. Today comes word that he pushed for a honeymoon. She instead wanted to remain in the States to film her show. She relented and he was shocked that a photographer showed up to take pictures of them at their pool in a remote hotel on the Italian coast. “Kris was the one … Continue reading
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap
Alexis was the first to arrive at Vicki’s Tuscan track home to welcome Brianna’s baby into the world. What better way to greet a new baby than with a sleeveless jean jacket from the Dress barn and lip-glossed lip injections? After subjecting the infant to the wafting smell of Alexis’ hair spray he laid down for a nap beside them as they noshed on lettuce. It was a perfect time … Continue reading
Justin Bieber in 10 Years
On Friday Justin Bieber, along with his entourage, visited the Anne Frank Museum in Amsterdam. He signed the guest book with the following message: “Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a believer.” In other words, he’s hoping that if she had not perished during the Holocaust she would have had her parents spend their hard earned cash on his concert … Continue reading
EXCLUSIVE: A Day in the Life of Lindsay Lohan
1:00 p.m. Awake from blow up mattress on the floor of friend’s basement. Remove stiletto knee-high boots and stolen jewelry. Scream for assistant to bring you a cigarette. Wash it down with some Sprite. 1:30 p.m. Answer emails and tweets. Think about returning call to manager. Demand to know why there is a cat in the room. 3:00 p.m. Locate cell phone in bush outside. Figure out 72 text messages … Continue reading
Tom Cruise Should Look For New Wife in Orange County
One of the most interesting things about living in Orange County, California is the prevalence of old men with younger women. It’s actually not unusual to see a man with gray hair, loafers, and a limp with a girl who might still be covered under their parent’s health insurance plan. I admit it. It’s hard not to stare. Sometimes the way his old hand with yellowing fingernails holds the small … Continue reading
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian Pitching Sitcom Based on Their Lives
Historical Revisionism: The illegitimate distortions of the historical record such that certain events appear in a more or less favorable light. Examples: My dad pretending he is an Irish citizen. My husband’s recollection of his decision to propose to me. Lindsay Lohan’s description of how she has ended up on the floor of various nightclub bathrooms. You get the idea. US Weekly is reporting LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have … Continue reading
My Review of Gwyneth Paltrow’s New Cookbook
Let me start by saying that I am not the easiest eater. I have been gluten free for 8 years. I generally don’t have any interest in cheese or milk. I don’t eat red meat and hardly ever eat potatoes. (I had enough as a kid). I buy mostly organic and enjoy drinking green juices. I bake with agave nectar and coconut oil. So because I am the one that … Continue reading
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap
It was awkward having Vicki at the lobster fest. Gretchen wondered why Vicki thought no one would have noticed her swollen face. But the same could be said for everyone ignoring the fact that Gretchen had grown pageant hair and was on the verge of overdosing on filler and Botox. Heather remained unfazed since her husband owns his own face factory. It was a personal choice – you see. If … Continue reading
Carrie Underwood is a Better Wife Than Me
Dear Kate, You need to get your act together. Have you seen this week’s issue of People Magazine? There is a country music star on the cover chatting about her sweet and sexy marriage and the importance of being a hot wife. Might want to run some interference at the mailbox. Don’t let your husband make any trips to the grocery. For the love of God, don’t let him stop … Continue reading
Gwyneth Paltrow is Becoming a Real Housewife
I am starting to think Gwyneth Paltrow is starting to turn into one of the Real Housewives. If you’ve ever watched an episode of the series you will note they are always shilling something. Once they land a spot on the show they are suddenly selling everything from wine to bags to workout videos. Because it makes sense that someone who was just a lady living in some random city … Continue reading