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Lindsay Lohan Can Stay At My House in Orange County
As you probably have heard, Lindsay Lohan checked in and out of a treatment center in Newport Beach Thursday morning. She declared she didn’t need rehab and swiftly exited and made a stop at an electronic store before heading to LAX airport. A member of Lohan’s entourage was making last-minute demands regarding guests and cell phone usage, which apparently jeopardized her ability to formally enroll. Morningside Recovery Center does not allow guests … Continue reading
Mariah Carey Renews Wedding Vows at Disneyland
Fun fact: Mariah Carey travels with a personal photographer and makes sure there is always soft lighting. She will also only allow herself to be photographed on one side of her face. I understand she’s worth a reported $500 million, but at one point do you look at yourself in the mirror and come to the realization that you have become an a-hole? Case in point: Every wedding anniversary Mariah … Continue reading
Lindsay Lohan Wants to Blog Post-Rehab and Start Lifestyle Site
From New York Post: Lindsay Lohan is in talks with Web site Celebuzz to detail her deepest thoughts after her 90 days of court-ordered rehab. We’re told Lohan would contribute content beginning in August, after the rehab stint, which will reportedly start Thursday at the Seafield Center in Westhampton Beach. Her next step would be to launch her own site with her musings on art, fashion, music and movies. Lohan was … Continue reading
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap
Back at Tamra’s aerobic studio dinner the fighting continued. Understandably after Tamra asked Alexis to get the f— out things got moved into DEFCON 4. Lydia and Vicki gathered their thoughts and went out to the limo where Alexis was trying to squeeze tears from her plastic face. She didn’t understand why everyone could be so mean to her. She’d tried her best to wear fake jewels, discuss their fleet … Continue reading
My Letter to the Backstreet Boys
Dear Backstreet Boys, I saw this picture of Seth Rogen at your last concert and it got me thinking. I think we could make this work. Why don’t you let me jump in as one of your back-up singers? I know I am not a dude. I know that I am 7 months pregnant. Sure — I have a minimal recollection of your hit songs. But what is important is … Continue reading
Mariah Carey Hates Jennifer Lopez
As you may already know I don’t watch American Idol. Music is just not my thing, I can’t listen to kids botch the great late Whitney Houston’s love ballads, and one can only take listening to Randy Jackson call people “dog” so many times. Also important to mention I can’t stand it when men wear tight black t-shirts (Simon Cowell) and I generally can not listen to the sound of … Continue reading
Answer: Why Don’t Celebrity Marriages Last?
Reader Question: Why is it so hard for a celebrity to stay married? Let me start by acknowledging that marriage is hard for the general population. Have you ever met a couple married for 25+ years that doesn’t acknowledge this? But celebrities live in a parallel universe that somehow makes them lose all sense of reality. When you were getting hitched you had your run of the mill questions to … Continue reading
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap
Vicki invited Alexis over for a glass of Chablis. Alexis brought her a bedazzled mirror compact so she could stare at her new chin. It was from the discount bin at Tuesday Morning off of Interstate 5. Vicki thanked her and took it as an opportunity to invite her to an elegant party Tamra was throwing in the empty warehouse that would one day be her cardio-style gym. It was a … Continue reading
Reese Witherspoon Gets Arrested: Turns Out She’s a Jerk
In college I was a host at a Capitol Hill restaurant that served margaritas and upscale enchiladas. A political staffer demanding a table for their boss was a pretty regular occurrence. “Yes, um, Senator Gramm is going to need a table at 12:00 for 4 people.” After I would explain that there was a current 40-minute wait they would grow irritated. “I don’t think you understand. The Senator will need … Continue reading
2013 TIME 100 List: John Travolta’s Hair
Each year TIME Magazine presents its annual list of the 100 most influential people in the world, from artists and leaders to pioneers, titans and icons. In entertainment those saluted include Jimmy Fallon honored by Justin Timberlake, Mindy Kaling honored by Ed Helms, and Jennifer Lawrence honored by Jodie Foster. Here is the list. The idea is that an artist honors their contemporary. But you know who was unjustly left off … Continue reading