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Can Kate Middleton Spend Christmas With Her Parents?
Once Kate Middleton married into the firm, otherwise known as the Royal family, she accepted the responsibility, which requires her to attend every Christmas dinner with the other Royals at Queen Elizabeth’s Sandringham Estate. As in, she is to never spend Christmas unwrapping gifts with her folks. She’s got to saddle up to the long table and drink Port with the in-laws who all happen to wear fancy jewelry and … Continue reading
Real Housewives o Beverly Hills Recap
Back at Mauricio’s apartment tour party at the J.W. Marriott the fighting raged on. After Adrienne and Paul left Camille, Kim, and Kyle debated whether or not the couple should have received news that Brandi told everyone the day before that they had faked Adrienne’s pregnancy (apparently). While Kyle was sort of happy her older sister was no longer an inebriated mess akin to standing slouched over in the … Continue reading
Hillary Duff Explains Sex After Baby
You know what? I think Hillary Duff could be one of our peeps. In a recent Interview on Access Hollywood Live she talked openly about losing baby weight and whether or not she gets it on with her husband. Because only the annoying Billy Bush would ask a lady months after she pushed a child out of her baby cavity whether or not she’s getting some action. Here’s the video. Look, … Continue reading
An Angel Story
I know this is another slight departure from my normal funny chatter, but with the ongoing coverage of the Connecticut tragedy I have been like most people stunned and overwhelmed with sadness. So since this is often a place where I cover my life I wanted to share with a story that has brought my family some peace. I always thought of my mother’s best friend Lynda as a godmother. … Continue reading
Behind the Kardashian Divorce Announcement
This is how I envision the divorce announcement will be made at the Kardashian/Jenner home this Holiday. Scene: Everyone is sitting in the black and white checkered living room discussing Khloe’s hosting gig on Xfactor with the exception of Kim, who is in the bathroom practicing facial expressions. Kris Jenner enters the top of stairwell in the hallway rotunda. “Hello, all. An announcement is to be made right now. I … Continue reading
Kate’s Pre-Marital Bootcamp – My New Program
If you’ve been reading me for a while you know that I have dabbled in the idea of becoming a life coach. I have also considered myself to be something of a mentor. So I am thinking of branching out and starting a pre-marital bootcamp. Listen, I understand how all the wedding excitement can cloud your judgment. You might go into the possible engagement with serious concerns about your future partner’s job … Continue reading
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Them Fighting Words
Someone had been egging Kyle’s house. It could’ve be a hate crime, but more likely the work of older sister Kathy Hilton who is jealous because her sister’s kids do not have STDs or mental problems. But luckily Kyle’s daughter Alexia’s new Mercedes (courtesy of Keys Auto Dealership in the Valley) was untouched. Now that Mauricio’s got a new real estate venture he can afford to make calls to local … Continue reading
Demi Moore’s Daughters Ask Me For Advice
Dear Kate, We’re wondering if you can help us. Our mom is having what some would call a mid-life crisis. She’s really embarrassing. She’s 50 but hooks up with guys our age. She’ll text us asking our plans for the night and then show up, pound Red Bulls, and hit on our friends. How do we get her to understand that it’s uncomfortable having to explain to people that she’s … Continue reading
Beyonce’s Letter to the First Lady
You may have missed it, but this past April Beyonce posted a letter she sent to First Lady Michelle Obama on her Tumblr page. The letter, it seemed, may or may not have been written by someone in elementary school. But since Beyonce was willing to post it on her own fan website you have to wonder about the general education degree one can achieve when in a girl band … Continue reading
That John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John Video
Sweet Jesus. Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta have just released the not-heavily anticipated video for their new song “I Think You Might Like It” from their Christmas collaboration album. It is a little ditty, I am assuming, about flying back to your Scientology den via your private plane to the open arms of your plastic surgery botched old gal-pal so you can shimmy shimmy in your driveway. I mean, I … Continue reading