Bachelorette Recap: Meet The Contestants
Rachel is a civil defense litigator with a Pilates instructor body and a heart made of rose gold. After putting her caseload on hold she did not ultimately find true and deep love with Bachelor Nick. As a consolation prize she was given the greatest award in the Bachelor franchise, her own spin-off where she can take luxurious vacations with contestants. With the help of her three-legged dog and a team of producers who are for once excited about the person given this incredible opportunity she is hoping she will find a husband.
I have watched the premiere episode so you don’t have to. Here’s what you need to know about the men vying for her heart with a borrowed diamond ring from Neil Lane.
MEET THE CONTESTANTS
Kenny, 35, Professional Wrestler
Las Vegas, Nevada
Kenny has a 10-year-old daughter and wears spandex shorts for a living.
Jack, 31, Attorney
He also lives in Texas and works in the legal industry, but has blinding veneers. He has spent a lot of time sitting by a lake reflecting on the fact he was an only child. There is a possibility he has a wandering eye.
Alex, 28, Informations Systems Supervisor
Grosse Pointe, Michigan
Meathead nerd who likes to do coding in his spare time. His parents don’t speak English. He likes to vacuum.
Mohair, 26, Product Manager
He has a busy lifestyle, but somehow had time to take months off of work and from his family to find romance. His entire family performs Bollywood dances.
Somewhere in California
Unemployed. He is the Vicki Gunvalson of The Bachelorette.
Blake, 31, Aspiring Drummer
Marina del Ray, California
Might be a sex addict. Pegs his pants and doesn’t wear socks with his loafers.
Diggy, 31, Senior Inventory Analyst
Probably works at a mall.
Josiah, 28, Prosecutor
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
A self-proclaimed reformed juvenile now working to provide justice. He has horrible interior decorating taste.
Peter, 30, Business Owner
He was besotted with her gap tooth, a physical trait they both share.
Bryan, 37, Chiropractor
Bryce, 30, Firefighter
Would spend half of their relationship carrying her around like kindling for a fire.
Iggy, 30, Consulting Firm CEO
Insecure about the fact half the contestants are male models.
Will, 28, Sales Manager
Spirit animal is Steve Urkell.
Kyle, 26, Marketing Consultant
Los Angeles, CA
Blake, 29, Marine Vet
San Francisco, CA
Loves to give motivational speeches, even when they are not necessary. Brought a marching band to the limo introductions.
Brady, 29, Male Model
Too comfortable with an ice pick.
Dean, 25, Start-up recruiter
San Francisco, CA
Concerned Rachel may have remembered his comment that he would only date black women going forward. He brought her a sandbox despite the fact she was wearing an expensive evening gown she would have to return.
Eric, 29, Personal Trainer
Los Angeles, CA
The most annoying person on the dance floor at a wedding.
DeMario, 30, Executive Recruiter
Century City, California
Kept plane tickets in his jacket because he had convinced himself Rachel would want to elope.
Fred, 27, Executive Assistant
Has been thinking about her since he was in elementary school. (She was in 8th grade when he was in 3rd). Rachel recalled he was a horrible child.
Jonathan, 31, Tickle Monster
New Smyrna, Georgia
Within 30 seconds of meeting Rachel grabbed her torso and pressed his fingers into her skin with the hope she would laugh.
Lee, 30, Songwriter
Low rent Blake Shelton.
Milton, 31, Hotel Reservation Supervisor
North Bay Village, FL
Adam, 26, Real Estate Agent
Travels with a doll.
Matt, 32, Construction Sales Rep
Wore a dumb penguin costume. He may have been drunk.
Grant, 29, Emergency Physician
New York, NY
Brought an ambulance.
Anthony, 26, Education Software Manager
Listening to him talk is about as interesting as watching paint dry.
Jamey, 32, Sales Account Executive
Santa Barbara, California
Likes evening wear.
Jedidiah, 35, ER Physician
Loves the Bible.
Michael, 26, Former Pro Basketball Player
Brought her brownies.
First Impression Rose: The Columbian.
Received Roses: Peter, Will, Jack, Jamey, Iggy, Eric, DeMario, Jonathan, Bryce, Alex, Kenny, Dean, Matt, Anthony, Brady, Josiah, Lee, Diggy, Fred, Adam, Blake E., and Lucas.
Sent Home: Mo, Rob, Kyle, Blake K., Grant, Jedidiah, Michael, and Milton.
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