Lindsay Lohan v. Hurricane Sandy
Dear East Coasters,
I know you’ve boarded up your houses. I know that you are probably sitting in a dark house with water puddling in your basement and electrical wires dangling next to swinging trees outside your window. I am sure your kids are at home and you are wondering how you will keep them stimulated while the power is out and you are sharing cans of soup and bags of potato chips.
But Lindsay Crackface Lohan has some words for you.
Just relax, man. Just think positive energy. Just close your eyes, raise your fingers in a pointed position to the air, and just get mellow.
Imagine what she must think about the situation in Darfur? Can only imagine her thoughts on Afghanistan or how to combat the Taliban.
A picture from my sister this morning of Sea Bright, NJ.