Sonja Morgan’s Internship Application
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Sonja Tremont Adams Morgan is the Founder of a major toaster oven and event catering situation. Interns needed to prepare coffee, send out faxes, and read Page Six out loud. Payment is in buttons and college credit. Applicants need to be okay with employer/mentor/counselor wearing robes and having highly personal conversations in office. Oh, and by office I mean my kitchen.
APPLICATION FOR INTERNSHIP
Applicant Information
Applicant Name _____________________
Home Phone _______________________
Other ____________________________
Email Address _____________________
Current Address: ____________________
City ________________________________
State & Zip ____________________________
How do I know you?:___________________________
Twitter Address ______________________________
Klout Score __________________________________
Employment Positions
Position(s) applying for:________________________________
Are you applying for:
- Temporary work – such as summer or holiday work? [ ] Y or [ ] N
- Regular part-time work? [ ] Y or [ ] N
- Regular full-time work? [ ] Y or [ ] N
What days and hours are you available for work?___________________________________________
If applying for temporary work, when will you be available? ___________________________________________
If hired, on what date can you start working? ___ / ___ / ___
Can you work on the weekends? [ ] Y or [ ] N
Can you work evenings? [ ] Y or [ ] N
Are you available to work overtime? [ ] Y or [ ] N
Can you spot me a couple bucks when needed? [ ] Y or [ ] N
Personal Information:
What is your astrological sign? ______________________
Do you have any rich uncles or family friends who might be interested in dating me? _______________________________________________________
Favorite nightclub music? _______________________________________
Thoughts on my beautiful hair and exquisite facial features? ________________
If hired, will you need to live with me? [ ] Y or [ ] N
Are you over the age of 21? If not, can you legally serve me alcohol? [ ] Y or [ ] N
If hired, would you be able to check my email, comb my hair, or comb my dog’s hair? [ ] Y or [ ] N
Do you believe the children are our future, and if so, do you think we can teach them well and let them lead the way? my dog’s hair? [ ] Y or [ ] N
If given the opportunity, would you rather listen to me talk about toaster oven cuisine or my sex life? _________________________
Education, Training and Experience
High School:
School name: ________________________
School address:________________________
School city, state, zip:________________________________
Number of years completed: _______________ Did you graduate? [ ] Y or [ ] N
Degree / diploma earned: _______________
College / University:
School name: __________________________
School address:________________________
School city, state, zip:________________________________
Do you speak, write or understand any foreign languages? [ ] Y or [ ] N
If yes, can you translate my phones calls with foreign men of interest? [ ] Y or [ ] N
Applicant’s Signature:______________________________
Date:_________________________________
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