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Katie’s Dad v. Church of Scientology

Back at his Scientology dungeon Tom Cruise and his staff have been scrambling to come to terms with the fact that Katie hatched a pretty solid plan to escape their clutches. Since Tom is practically second in command at the Intergalactic Thetan Combat Team it was unexpected to say the least. He had done a pretty good job making sure her email, phone, and bathroom conversations were always monitored. It was a Scientology policy as part of course work on your Bridge to Complete Freedom (which only costs you $1.5 million).  So he should have known she and her dad were making plans to use her new “privacy pad” as her new residence, that Katie would fire his daughter from her hard working yarn job at her fledging clothing company, and that all the bodyguards who had been taking copious notes about her eating habits and menstrual cycle were documented.

Apparently inside the walls of the Church people are melting down. They are pissed Tom has not come out swinging sooner. So they are looking through all of her auditing tapes to find some scraps they can throw to the press as proof it was not Tom’s maniacal ways that pushed her away.

They are now saying she was a devoted Scientologist, though reports have surfaced that she hasn’t taken any classes in 18 months. That the church had absolutely nothing to do with her deflection. So what will be their excuse? They could say she had an affair, but wouldn’t that only bring up more questions of why she could possibly seek the arms of another man? Wouldn’t that hang a light on it? Or they could say she had a mental breakdown, but could you blame her? I’d be driving myself off the rails too if someone was always telling me what to do and say. Isn’t it possible that being locked in your house, having people speak to you in only acronyms, and never being allowed to drive your own car or buy your own groceries might make you a little crazy after awhile?

Martin Holmes is a family law attorney based in Ohio and he is taking on the Church of Scientology. Pretty spectacular, isn’t it? Is this what normal parents do? Because I am pretty sure if I were in the same boat my dad would have handled it a little different. Martin told Katie that she should never reveal anything too personal in auditing sessions. My dad would have told me just to make stuff up. Martin got Katie secret cell phones and made sure she slowly got rid of her staff. My dad doesn’t even know how to use email. Martin made sure she established residency and got a secret apartment in New York City months ago. My dad doesn’t even know where I live.

Do you think Martin Holmes would adopt me?

3 Responses to “Katie’s Dad v. Church of Scientology”

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  1. Cara says:

    I can’t wait to hear when it’s revealed that Katie admitted in her audits that she fought in the IRA.

  2. lauren says:

    Seriously scary situtation.. I hope they dont try to go after Martin.. why are these people not arrested for the things they do?

  3. Christie says:

    Perhaps you should have tried to get adopted by Martin sooner. Scientologists are pretty hellbent on destroying anyone who opposes them and destroying the evidence like in operation snow white. It is fantastic to hear Katie is out though. I look forward on more updates about this from you.

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