Feeling a little lost because the Bachelorette has wrapped? Feeling a little unsettled because you love your weekly dating show fix?
Kate Gosselin is peddling her own dating show to networks.
“She is ready to get back into the dating game,” a source tells us. “She is ready to find love again and to move on from her past. She’s excited, this is a chance to start something new.”
“She finds it hard to meet men in her day to day life,” the source continued, “and so a dating show will give her exactly the help she needs. She is willing to travel around the country in order to meet Mr. Right.”
I want you to think of your single guy friends. How easy would it be to sell them on this dating opportunity? Like, listen buddy, I know you’ve been trying to get over a breakup and you really want to find someone to marry and start a family. I think this might be a good match for you. She’s almost 40, has eight children, lives sixty miles outside of Philadelphia, and is generally known as a miserable shrew. I know what your thinking. She doesn’t wear tracksuits and have a short haircut. No way, man. She wears jean skirts, platform flip-flops, and has hair extensions. Totally different. She stays in shape by running on her treadmill for hours every day to escape her kids. She also had a free tummy tuck a couple years ago. And by the way those eight kids came out in two batches. So she’s a little less Michelle Duggar and a little more Octomom. What? How does she have any free time for a guy with eight kids to take care of? She’s got this great dude Steve that follows her everywhere. He even stays overnight when you’re not in town. Will keep an eye out for you. Also, you’re going to live in a motel and compete in physical challenges with ten other guys to win her over. Some of them might have recently served prison terms so I think you’ve a leg up.
Should be a ratings bonanza.
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