Jennifer Aniston has been offered an eight-figure deal to become the next face of Aveeno, a brand that sells natural-based skin- and hair-care products. A source told Page Six, “Jennifer would be great for the brand because she appears to be very natural.
Natural? Was her nose job natural? Is the laser therapy she admits to all that natural? So Botox is now considered all natural?
Let’s just play fair here.
Don’t try to sell me face cream with diamonds and ground sea urchins when the spokes model makes regular visits to The Face Factory. And I don’t believe for a second that those Kardashian sisters lose any weight as the result of popping supplements and not with a liposuction vacuum.
Nicole Kidman selling us lip plumper?
Beyonce selling us cream foundation for your nose?
Maybe Jenny McCarthy shilling facial toner?
Why don’t we throw all our chips in and make Kim Kardashian the new face for Bare Escentuals or Almay?
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