Prince Harry Should Marry Katie Holmes

Word is Prince Harry's inner circle is starting to think his current girlfriend Cressida is too carefree to take the position of a royal … [Read More...]

Real Housewives of Orange County Premiere Recap

Heather's Manor Heather Dubrow, Duchess of Crystal Cove has been spending the last few months building her new mansion in the hills of Newport Coast. … [Read More...]

Real Housewives of Orange County Premiere Recap

Heather's Manor Heather Dubrow, Duchess of Crystal Cove has been spending the last few months building her new mansion in the hills of Newport Coast. … [Read More...]

NotTan

I’m Beginning to Understand Spray Tan Addiction

Two weeks ago I had my photo taken. In an effort to look less pasty I got a spray tan. I jammed myself into a makeshift tent, disrobed, and had a … [Read More...]

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NotTan

I’m Beginning to Understand Spray Tan Addiction

Two weeks ago I had my photo taken. In an effort to look less pasty I got a spray tan. I jammed myself into a makeshift tent, disrobed, and had a complete stranger point a spray gun at my crevices so I could look like I had actually seen the sun. I was instructed to wait 12 hours before showering and told to forego a bra so that my new skin cover … [More More More...]

kateandberry[1]

My Easter With Barry Manilow

Swifty On Sunday Taylor Swift surprised a fan by showing up unannounced to her bridal shower in Columbus, Ohio. She found the invitation while going through fan mail. "I had no idea it was going to happen," the bride Gena Gabrielle said on the "Today" show. "[Taylor] said she planned it with her management and her mom. She said it was all worth it … [More More More...]

Prince Harry Should Marry Katie Holmes

Word is Prince Harry's inner circle is starting to think his current girlfriend Cressida is too carefree to take the position of a royal wife.         “There is a growing feeling among a small section of them that Cressida isn't the perfect choice for him. I don't think it's because there is anything wrong … [More More More...]

Real Housewives of Orange County Premiere Recap

Heather's Manor Heather Dubrow, Duchess of Crystal Cove has been spending the last few months building her new mansion in the hills of Newport Coast. Spelling Manor Adjacent will be 17,000 square feet and include a motorcade, beauty salon, marble pillars, and a library filled with encyclopedias and old Murder She Wrote VHS tapes. But until then … [More More More...]

SidePony

Is Mariah Carey Holding Nick Cannon Hostage?

Help me figure this out. Is Nick Cannon a trooper for dressing up in elaborate costumes or currently being held hostage by Mariah Carey? This guy's got balls, I've thought. He’s always willing to turn it out for Halloween. Willing to suit up as a carton of milk so she can find a way to dress up like a scantily clad chocolate chip cookie. You … [More More More...]

Kate Middleton is Just Like Me: Volume II

This week People Magazine covers William and Kate's royal tour of New Zealand highlighting how the Duchess is able to balance her royal duties with diaper duty. I can't help but note the number of similarities we share. For example, we both had babies in July; we both have hair, and are currently married to a man. She travels on a royal private … [More More More...]

This is Who Wears Adam Levine for Kmart Clothes

Kmart announced today Adam Levine is expanding his Kmart fashion line with the launch of a woman's clothing collection. His current collection includes men's wear and his own signature fragrance, which I can only assume smells like a mix of sweat, spray tan, and Proactive facial cleanser.    His new collection, which ranges in price from $12.99 … [More More More...]

Real Housewives of New York City Recap – Barn Therapy

Heather's a Street Fighter It had become a blood bath at Chateau du Countess Luann de la Cough drops. The never-ending Aviva and Carole Bookgate fight had become secondary to arguing between Heather and Amanda the image consultant. Armed with only her long boobs and a limp caused by excessive amounts of chardonnay, Amanda was unable to stand up to … [More More More...]

1977

My Birthday Timeline

Today is my birthday. I share it with notables including Robert Downey Jr. and Maya Angelou. It also happens to be the day Martin Luther King was assassinated. Nothing like a national tragedy to over shadow the day of your birth. In celebration of the anniversary of the day I emerged from my mother's womb I have put together a birthday … [More More More...]

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