If A Pregnant Woman Taught Sex Education Classes

If A Pregnant Woman Taught Sex Education Classes

Today I had acupuncture needles placed in my pinky toes and forehead with the hope it would turn the baby that's been living in my uterus for the last 33 weeks from a breech position into one that will allow her to dive head first out of my vagina. While I lay there in agonizing discomfort it made me think about sex education classes in high school. Maybe I could do my part in reducing the number of teen pregnancies in this country by scaring the crap out high school girls? It's one thing to listen to your sex education teacher and

Same Thing, Right?

  • Am I embarrassing you, kids?
    Am I embarrassing you, kids?
  • Transporting children when you are not a celebrity.
    Transporting children when you are not a celebrity.
  • This is what a normal person (and with kids) wears to the grocery store.
    This is what a normal person (and with kids) wears to the grocery store.
  • Me vs. Lady Gaga
    Me vs. Lady Gaga
  • This is what a normal mother with a newborn looks like post-delivery.
    This is what a normal mother with a newborn looks like post-delivery.
  • Modeling fur and denim trends, except without a fleet of makeup and hair stylists.
    Modeling fur and denim trends, except without a fleet of makeup and hair stylists.
  • Because all women with strollers wear that while exercising.
    Because all women with strollers wear that while exercising.

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Kate Casey is a pop culture humor writer. Kate writes gossip analysis and reality television recaps on her popular site www.loveandknuckles.com. She lives in Newport Beach, California with her husband and four kids.

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