The Rejected People Magazine Titles About Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Expecting Their New Baby

Sep 20, 2014
I was surprised to find this article on the People Magazine website describing Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher's anticipation over the birth of their child.
          Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are waiting with bated breath for their baby girl to arrive, and like any expectant parent, the actor is filled with a mix of excitement and anxiety. "He is a nervous wreck," a source tells PEOPLE. "They were hoping the baby would come this week because he's on hiatus [from his show Two and a Half Men].  So far no luck, which leaves Kutcher, 36, and Kunis, 31, waiting for their bundle of joy while continuing with their usual routines. …….."He is incredibly excited for the baby," says the insider. So is Kunis, of course. "Mila just wants the baby to come out already!"  Some of titles they also kicked around for this article:
  1. "Ashton and Mila are waiting for her water bag to combust all over someone's living room floor."
  2. "Ashton and Mila can't wait for their baby to emerge from her birth canal."
  3. "These two are literally shitting their pants waiting for their baby to come out."
  4. "Did someone say placenta? Mila gets her membranes stripped to kick start labor."
  5. "Ashton and Mila rejoice now that mucus plug has passed."
  6. "Ashton eagerly awaits dilation of Mila's cervix."
  7. "Holy epidural. WHEN IS THIS BABY COMING OUT?"
  8. "Ashton and Mila now worried baby will live in her body for another year."
 
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