A Letter To My Kids About My Pregnancy

Feb 26, 2015
Dear Kids, As you know, I'm pregnant. shoes         This would explain why I haven't been myself lately. It is the reason I can't stand the smell of milk and have a hard time keeping it together when I see commercials with dogs. It is the reason I have been eating Mexican almost every night and why I sometimes finish the entire pizza in the car before we get home.  You know why I have been spending so much time in the bathroom? It's because my bladder feels like it is going to explode or I am going to barf. Barf         It is the reason I look like an old woman going through late stage puberty. I am fighting a war against hormonal acne. acne         But this is just part of the process that comes with Operation Family Expansion. I will be a hot mess the next few months because I am growing your new best friend in my lady sac. Think of this as one more member of the team. We were running a pretty solid game with three of you, but now we are taking things straight to the playoffs. In fact the best thing we've probably ever done for you is to give you siblings. The four of you will be there for each other the entire arc of your life. Your own spouse and kids won't show up until much later down the road. Sure, we're here for you now, but you might not be able to count on us once we retire and figure out we really like golf. kiss kiss2         I promise you things won't change too much. Yes, we are going to have get a new car, one of you will have to share a room until I can find a compound to accommodate us, the amount you will receive in the will should be drastically reduced, and there will probably never be enough crackers or juice boxes. But this baby is yours. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMjupWsVoTA Even if Jack really wanted a brother. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw64nhtATFc Love, Mom
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