Can You Relate to Paris Hilton?

Jul 21, 2014
Paris Hilton gave a fascinating interview to Daily Telegraph.
Since she's been laying low for a little while I wondered if she had changed, Perhaps she and I would have more in common as we've gotten older?
  1. Paris Hilton considers herself an international DJ. I have 150 kid songs and a Kool & The Gang album in my iTunes play list.
  2. Paris regularly lounges on her black leather sofa in a pink Juicy Couture tracksuit in the nightclub she had built into her house. Sometimes I hide in my bathroom. I haven't been to a nightclub since 1972.
  3. She was once hailed as New York's leading it-girl. I don't know any of my neighbors.
  4. She has a perfume line. I smell like bleach.
  5. Her house is covered in framed pictures of herself. My house is covered in leggos.
  6. She has a dog-kennel, which looks like a small Italian villa, complete with cornicing, black crystal chandelier and designer furniture. I just gave our pet turtle away and hope my kids don't notice.
  7. She has closets filled with shoes and clothes. I have a basket filled with flip-flops.
  8. Her boyfriend is a 22 year old model. I was 15 years old when he was born.
  9. She has to weed out friends who try to use her for fame. I think I've gotten pretty tight with the cashier at the CVS.
  10. She doesn't want to be known as a trust fund kid. I am trying to get my dad to take a DNA test.
So we're basically the same person.